Swastikar, now with Mecha Hitler.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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Ah yes, nothing could go wrong by giving MechaHitler mobility...
Noooo! He is gonna drive straight through Poland into Russia in winter, and then run out of power!
Every day I am so glad that 8 years ago I decided not to buy a Tesla.
Imagining a Cybertruck going apeshit yelling about praising Hitler because it disagreed with the driver and crashing into a ditch 😂 😭
Exactly the feature I was looking for on a new car.
Imagine the joys of commuting through rush hour with an insane, racist, conspiracy theory obsessed talking machine every day for the rest of your life.
It's like a fever dream
It's like a dream.
I think he has actually found a way to make the cyber truck even shitter, which feels like some sort of weird achievement.
Oh and I hope Tesla stocks go down even more!
Still can't actually drive it's self like he has been promising for over a decade. Musk will never deliver.
If someone bought a cyber-truck without the Grock, they bought it as it was. Shoving Grock down the consumers' throats without their consent would constitute a material alteration of tge car that was originally bought. This would then constitute graffiti.
Edit: if the vehicle had not been fully purchased and paid, this would be potential grounds for a refund because the material alteration of the good would make the contract for the sale of the vehicle voidable.
What does this even mean? If you have a phone in your tesla, you already have grok in a tesla vehicle. Amazing how the Media-Tesla-hype complex works.
Saving the environment with electric car to later add an energy guzzling racist chat bot to the front panel. /nottheonion?
I can't even get a PRD approved in a week...
If Grok is targeting Jews or any specific ethnicity, maybe not let it out in the road?
If it just runs over people by random, well that's a different matter.
My dad fsr wont ever unlease his tesla, he doesnt care
I wouldn't normally ask this in any other context, but: is it possible your dad hates the Jews?
I'm... very sad at how germane that question is in 2025.
germane
Heh.
As I typed it I read it and I was like "do I shoot my shot and make the joke?" and I had a rare moment of self-restraint
But Grok would be like "you had me at 𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫"
Imagine asking it for directions and it starts talking about white genocide in South Africa, lmao
Worse, it figures out the driver isn't white and forces them into oncoming traffic.
Or starts running over non-white pedestrians
Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough
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I was thinking it only lets you "turn to the right". No left turns allowed.
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Tesla owner: "I don't care about politics, I just like the car. I'm not a bad person!"
car is in the background screaming, "Jews will not replace us!!"
Literally why would anyone want that. Even racist elon musk lovers. Why would anyone want their car to have an LLM.
What do you mean? Isn't it a match made in ~~heaven~~ hell ? Getting praisal of Adolf Hitler and receiving antisemitic comments while driving a sawasticar /s
My guess is that some hardcore Musk followers must be very lonely at this point, so much so that they prefer talking to chatbots.
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Man the actual cyberpunk sucks ass.
sucking ass is the essence of cyberpunk 🤌
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Bad day to be a jewish Telsa driver.
Thanks for the chuckle, that got me good. I just imagined an old Jewish man groaning "Oy vey..." after starting his car and seeing a greeting message along the lines of "HI! I'm MECHA-Hitler, your new onboard Ai assistant!"
(It's a surreal dark-humor chuckle, not an antisemitic chuckle, just to clarify, since this is the internet...)
Don’t worry, on the internet you’re only antisemitic if you oppose the genocide in Gaza.
/s
Good thing no one knows I'm secretly a dog
He's really leaning into the Swasticar thing isn't he?
Grok reveals cause of latest Tesla FSD crash
Very confused about what the point of this would be. People don't use their cars enough to justify having something like that installed, and it seems like it would just make things more expensive for xAI for not much benefit at all.
My guess is to give a better experience looking for things while driving. Like restaurants, current movies in theaters etc. Just like how everyone uses ChatGPT vs. Google. Not sure if I'll use it frankly but I'll see when I get it.
It won't make anything better. You can't throw a shitty AI chatbot at a shitty touch UI and expect the shitty touch UI to magically transform into something not shitty for use inside of a vehicle.
Shitty touch UI? I see you've never used one before. The response is amazing.
Found the swasticar driver.....
Way to go Sherlock. You cracked the case.
It's so Musk can give himself money he would otherwise not get. The user experience has no part in this.
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