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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

did superman illegally traffic children across international borders?

[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine superman barging into your home with two rich kids just to say "look at this shithole, can you believe people actually live like this?" He excludes the kid he wants the others to include, too.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Superdickery may be dead, but you can find it here

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right, but he could have done the funniest thing ever and just left those kids there.

[–] Prancingpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Or better, keep the comic exactly the same, but swap the 2 kids with refugees when he lands back

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving a single city on the entire planet, just because he wants to bone a chick there.

I feel a movie where superman actually tries to fix things might be boring.

here is superman moving a shit ton of aid to where it's needed.
and if he had balls, he would me snatching world leaders and dropping them in the hague, go after military bases.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

Cause using superman for his actual ideal use would be pretty boring for a comic book.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13

[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That might be seen as alien ingerence though. He can act freely in the city he has been a citizen more than the countries on the other side of the globe. Doesn't mean he can't help when people ask him.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if he can drag two leaders that are purposefully driving their people to war into the sky and toss them around a bit until they agree to sit down and talk until they come to an agreement, he kind of has the responsibility to do it.

And the rest of us get to see idiots get juggled.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what about putting the leader that wants to colonize is neighbor on a cactus?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would be chef's kiss.

Bonus points if he then tosses them into the sun on live TV.

it was a reference about the movie.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is excellent and back when we were supposed to care about each other.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Help the cause, give Superman a 'friendly hand'.

No. I have read 'man of steel, woman of tissue paper'.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force "his stream" would spew out.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 days ago

Trump's comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic