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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 39 minutes ago

My partner does the same thing. Just gets home and casually undresses while walking through the house.

Meanwhile I don't even like having bare arms unless it's really hot out.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's hilarious, I never thought how it looks. I used to do it every day during the summer, coming back from work in Wuhan. I'd just pass the door, drop it all and run into the shower. Had to stop when the mother in law came to live with us, haha!

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Sometimes I think we would be more comfortable nakey.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My fiance's even worse, her shit ends up all over the place.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 49 minutes ago

Are you sure she's not a chimpanzee?

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

That is hilarious!

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly when I step into my apartment and it's hot af I just start stopping soon as the doors closed

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

I stop so early I don't even start

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 171 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's crazy. She does this at my house, too.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 13 points 2 hours ago

I also choose this guy's dead wife

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 39 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes their mysteriously folded.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

Sometimes their mysteriously folded.

That shit always cracked me up

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Well, yeah. As soon as we see it, we can begin the Apocalypse Orgy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I’m just hoping for a democratic socialist agenda to finally be viable. Seems like a rapture of the religious nutters would be the easiest answer.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have any idea what the average naked person looks like?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ain't about that. Just wanna see those particular assholes float away.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

it's more than just the asshole that's floating away

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

For those types, the asshole has taken over and is all that remains.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

All blodied up? Or still useful? I'll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

It's a matter still at the heart of scholarly debate but I'm more in the camp of if you're fast enough you probably could attach a bloodied genital or two

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.

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