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[–] tpid98@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Image from a service access door on the path leading to Stonehenge. The screw placement is truly inspired.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

In case of emergency, please call an 11 digit phone number.

I thought The IT Crowd was a comedy...

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[–] Stlrfan152@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

This was from my old job haha

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is from one machine that I work with all the time.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Do you work with the Killinator 7000?

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Definitely a Killinator, I've seen some of those Chinese videos

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

record scratch

Baba O'Riley plays

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation."

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] macncheese@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Woah Perry Bible Fellowship still going?! I bought a book of their comics probably...15 years ago?? Ha. Ah this is a delightful rabbit hole I will go down.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

apparently so!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, if I'm interpreting this right, it's a bunch of naked women going into a club to watch a woman strip.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

well depends on what you think is happening with the person in the wheelchair's "arm"

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You have to be careful, this nearly killed Worf.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Klingon has an empty crate bounce off him and he's ready to end it all.

I get tortured in a mind prison for decades, and I'm expected to show up for work the next day...

[–] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This crate has NO HONOR!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Be careful when transporting gods because they will judge you harshly if they don't respect your grind

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

I enjoyed his later work in the Portal series

[–] antonamo@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago
[–] antonamo@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Not always though

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago
[–] Rhaxapopouetl@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 day ago

He's ISO 7010 Jesus, suffering endlessly to save us from ourselves!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

my man was a member of jackass in the 2000s

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Beware of dudes vibing with jellyfish

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Krilin would like to have a word with you

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] 5too@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Android 18's baby daddy

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

That mofo can catch bullets.

Plus, who knows what secret techniques Roshi taught him.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

refrain from having an oval wheeled bike

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

One day bro didn't notice some falling ice and skidded right into a wall where he smashed his head, staggered around confused, tripped over a sea wall and smashed his head underwater, and then finally drowned

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

there's potential for a "warning sign guy" slapstick cartoon

This is the actual appearance of Jesus. He isn't on a cross, he doesn't have a beard, he isn't white, but he's still out their taking icicles to the head for our sins.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I treat them like achievements. I've unlocked quite a lot so far

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he had enough

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 1 day ago