this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025

756 points (97.4% liked)

Microblog Memes

8778 readers

2068 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

ReadyUser31@lemmy.world

aeronmelon@lemmy.world

needanke@feddit.org

756

Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

209 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 2) 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Pineapple banana pizza.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Kiwi pizza

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

0.999.. and 1 are equal

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

both completely factually correct and bullshit

[–] Carcel@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

1 / 3 = 0.333...

0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...

0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...

1 = 0.999...

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I only need 2:

JavaScript frameworks

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I won't react

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

That's showing some backbone

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Vegans are right.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

load more comments (2 replies)

load more comments (12 replies)

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ravioli is a sandwich.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cats are better than dogs

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Purple is a flavor

load more comments (6 replies)

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pour milk first, then cereal.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is so wrong.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (7 children)

…which is a sandwich.

load more comments (7 replies)

[–] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pineapple on pizza

load more comments (4 replies)

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Corn.

Tomatoes.

Fruit? Vegetable.

No.

Fruigetable.

load more comments (5 replies)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't like Arch Linux

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

they said no politics

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Roller skates count as vehicles

[–] WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

A hotdog is not a sandwich

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's a sub sandwich

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Gazpacho-Os

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

Channeling Ovidus:

Sex gets better past 35.

load more comments