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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The Snufkin profile picture paired with that comment really makes this absurdly hilarious for me.

Context: Snufkin is a character known for being extremely anti-authority. His worst enemies include park rangers.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I'm glad someone gets it!

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Can confirm; am human bastard

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Now it does!

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

ACAB includes the health department too

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget about the DMV

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Especially the DMV

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 44 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don't drown. Not the coast guard.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Isn't that who I described? My high school lifeguard class involved CQC weapons courses and Hispanic identification training

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

the M16 in question

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 43 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hey.

Hey.

It's a shitpost.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Can't answer for the US since I'm not American but I do appreciate lifeguards

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Can confirm, am a Bastard.

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 119 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

quality shitpost

also couldn't relate here in soviet communist hungary we don't have lifeguards, in fact i don't think i've ever seen one

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Never watched baywatch? :O

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

in communist hungary no channels have baywatch, they have educational series on benefits of potato farming and about steel manufacture, but only on weekend

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

then i truly missed the golden era of hungarian tv. all i remember is barátok közt and fókusz before my bedtime xD

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.

"Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C'mon, let's run by the pool and dive in, it'll be fun!"

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

They'd fucking get me.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 7 points 22 hours ago

and parents.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 1 day ago

Look man, I'm gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.

[–] s@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago

but they do actually protect and serve though