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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.

You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 points 1 year ago

I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."

Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

It's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

[-] qisope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

oh no! i a lump in my neck.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.

[-] outdated_belated@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago

Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

[-] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Not sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.

[-] kspatlas@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago
[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

Or, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.

[-] amio@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

You also can't scream, even when you must.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

To paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist's office, no one wants to hear you scream.

(As opposed to most places, where people love it)

[-] sp00nix@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a guy like me!

[-] callyral@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.

[-] mca@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

Technically correct.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Have trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue

[-] Roundcat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] vaseltarp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?

[-] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Trichoplax be like 🤷

[-] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thankfully I have neither!

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

I have a mouth and I must screen.

[-] Mack7400@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have a throat.

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