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[–] nouben@lemmy.ml 139 points 4 days ago (2 children)

On france, we currently have one with 2.1M signatures, gov still said nope (petition against reintroduction of dangerous pesticide, backed by sciencists community)

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don't you guys have a more effective way of convincing the government?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yellow vests, Citroëns on fire, Guillotines

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 22 points 3 days ago

Citroëns on fire

A fine tradition

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Milk poured all over the streets of Paris worked well for the dairy farmers to the best of my knowledge. Imagine the fucking smell two days later.

The French are first class protesters.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 29 points 3 days ago

The problem being that the farmers are usually protesting for pesticide.

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is no legal binding whatsoever?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It compells the government to talk about it.
That's it.

"so what shall we do about that petition then?"
"tell them to shove it?"
"great ! Good work everyone, let's have lunch."

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 96 points 4 days ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 70 points 4 days ago (20 children)

I signed the petition but I had zero belief it would actually result in anything.

We don't actually live in a democracy, that's just something they tell us while they do whatever the bloody hell they want.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Nigel Farage is just racking up these own goals while getting ready to sell the whole country in three years time.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Crossing my fingers for the Corbyn party...

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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

reminds me of my philosophy teacher arguing against someone because my teacher said that we don't live in a democracy, but a lot of people disagreed.

i still remember the look of disapointment in their face, since they had just told us the definition of democracy😭

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I love people who say "we don't live in a democracy because we live in a republic." Yeah, we don't live in a republic either, bitch.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

A republic has a specific definition but we absolutely do not meet.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i understand thinking you live in a democracy, but i've never heard people saying it's a republic 💀

They got it from American conservatives. Love idiot to idiot communication like this, two dumbass groups separated by an ocean using the same phrase incorrectly in different ways.

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Scotland stopped voting Labour into power over a decade ago. If only England had the balls to do it too. Torys and Labour, two sides of the same corrupt coin. Come England, youre better than that. Starmer is a tory cunt. Vote greens, or Libdems, or anyone else buy those two corrupt scum parties.

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I mean 122,000 out of 60 million isn’t a lot.

Could likely get 5 million to say banning people based on colour is a good idea, but I don’t agree.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only need 500 (out of 40mil) + one MP sign off for the government to legally have to respond in Canada. They don't have to say yes but they have to officially acknowledge you at least. I was pretty surprised by how low that threshold is.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

It's only like 10k here too, but the response is always "we have no plans to change anything"

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The purpose of online petitions is to provide a means for people to psychologically discharge their righteous anger at something and need to be heard about it, by "doing something", with a "something" which the politicians can safelly ignore.

It's a lot harder to ignore large demonstrations and even harder to ignore people activelly campaigning at the grassroots level in their electoral circles to make specific asshole politicians loose their seats, so best have the ~~plebes~~ citizens discharge their anger on some automated online straight-to-trash People's Will recorder.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear about protests

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just don't inconvenience anyone in any way.

Being slightly irritating is a terrorist activity now.

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[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Petition

Bad thing please

Government responded

Yes

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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

The petition to reverse Brexit got something like 4 million signatures. Response: LOL No.

Brexit it's referendum because the Tories were scared of loosing power to Frog Face Faeage's party. So they did a bit of appeasement.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That just proves the point. The politicians will do what serves them best, regardless of what's good for the people or the country.

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[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Because there is nothing legally binding about petitions.

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 32 points 4 days ago (15 children)

If petitions (= begging) are the highest level of what people can do between two elections, something about the system is fundamentally broken.

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[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well it does atleast force them to make a public opinion on it, it’s a foot in the door.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Which would be useful if they were also forced to actually provide a somewhat science based line of reasoning for their answer. But in reality its gonna be completely made up reasons not based on any facts.

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Pretty much - we all put our names to them, but they do nothing.

The best option is to organise writing campaigns to your local MP and indicate that this is the decider on your vote.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

More like "This is good thing, please vote."

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This image is a great reflection of the entire history of the UK, incidentally.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well they did say yes once in 1215

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