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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I'm a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver's licence and a good story.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Lmao!

I just read Children of Time, so this got me by the bubu!

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

This shit is fucking funny

[–] piefood@feddit.online 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Fucking leftists, always infighting...

[–] chxpdev@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do feline-communists exist?

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don't give a shit about anyone else.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No. They do not.

They are all really into stirner, though.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a "thank fuck Marx got big" sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Head canon (of actual history) accepted

Dont have to, had cats.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

So the same as a regular human communist leadership.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

omg skitter!!!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's why you always listen.

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