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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 72 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Kids were made to ride buses with bare balls exposed on the seats? WTF

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Yeah, 80s and 90s were wild! 🀣

[–] lime@feddit.nu 36 points 1 month ago

skirts are a bitch like that

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Clothing used to suck quite a bit. The 00s ushered in a lot if new tech. Pants hide erections now.

Natural fibers are still better despite the bomershame

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Wow they really have installed a popup blocker in everything haven't they!

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

70s short shorts.

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[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They did this during the pandemic and parked the buses in lower-income areas to help kids who had to do school from home and didn't have internet. There were a lot in my area and there were complaints because it wasn't enough for everyone.

You can't do nice things, everyone is going to complain no matter what.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Just so we're clear, the thrust of your complaint is that the government didn't do enough to ensure equal access to education for everyone and that's okay because people shouldn't have such high expectations of The Greatest Nation on Earth?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

The greatest who with the what now?

[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Not my complaint. I wish we had local hotspots setup by the cities, but it gets constantly voted down. Shouldn't take a pandemic to support people.

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[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That's actually really cool. That's a lot different than I think what most people thought this story was about.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah if there was anything that I thought kids needed it is more access to internet.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 month ago

"this is bad because the kids are gonna spend all their time on their phone!" i say, as if I didn’t spend all my time on the schoolbus on my 3DS

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They still don't have AC, just wifi.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

They asked for better buses, and Wi-Fi is by far the cheapest "upgrade"

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was in a school bus once and the driver ran out of gas...so he syphoned gas out of a car in the parking lot.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Old Man: "Hey, that's my gas!"

Bus Driver: "Children are our future, and you're the past old man!"

"The future is NOW, old man!"

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was your age, we had to ride the school bus for 15 miles on hot days with no AC so our balls stuck to the seats...in the snow.

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Uphill both ways!

[–] Vaggumon@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No AC, no seat belts, windows wouldn't open, driver went at least 20 over speed limit most of the time. Yeah, was a blast.

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like your bus driver was Otto.

[–] Vaggumon@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like Miss Crabtree from South Park.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the busses already have shoulder-harness seatbelts for all students and roll cages in case of an accident?

Anakin stare

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

School buses should not have seat belts, as it would increase the difficulty of children being able to get out in an emergency like a fire or flooding with no significsnt safety benefit.

Large buses are designed to not have belts intentionally. In fact, the designs in the US were developed with the National Highway Safety Transportstion Administration (NTHSA) and comparable agencies in other countries.

https://dmv.vermont.gov/faq/why-do-school-buses-not-require-seat-belts

NHTSA decided the best way to provide crash protection to passengers of large school buses is through a concept called β€œcompartmentalization.” This requires that the interior of large buses protect children without them needing to buckle up. Through compartmentalization, children are protected from crashes by strong, closely-spaced seats that have energy-absorbing seat backs.

Small school buses (with a gross vehicle weight rating of 10,000 pounds or less) must be equipped with lap and/or lap/shoulder belts at all designated seating positions. Since the sizes and weights of small school buses are closer to those of passenger cars and trucks, seat belts in those vehicles are necessary to provide occupant protection.”

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[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got banned from the bus for a bit in grade 7, when I showed someone how I could light a strike-anywhere match on my teeth, like on tv.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

It's weird they banned you and not the matches

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Apparently North Carolina, in their infinite wisdom, passed a law stating kids cannot use devices on buses (without teacher permission); as if a school policy was not enough. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Do the kids all get devices too?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And every day I'd get picked on the entire ride by the 2 grade sixers at my stop until I showed up one day with a 2x4 and dealt with the problem.

[–] Ashiggan@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why were your balls out on the school bus?

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

In Scotland, kilts are a part of school uniforms

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago
[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

The poor Internet-starved children! Thank you for bridging this systematic inequality πŸ™

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