I deeply regret to inform you that I no longer want to “eat your booty like groceries”
The dayman definitely still eats booty like groceries over here. But we won't need the goat.
Fighter of the Nightman!
Sry but you're too late, I already paid a visit to Post Nut Clarity bank
Sometimes I wish I could enjoy this type of nut up front...
~~Post~~Pre Nut Clarity
The best the a wise and modern man can hope for is "don't put your dick into crazy" but sometimes even that's hard to resist 😇
This is just a standard meme, not a microblog meme
Thank you! I thought I was having a stroke or my app was out of sync or something. This is like the 3rd post in a row on my feed with a post that doesn't match the community.
Looks like the twitter text formatting to me
Image Transcription: Meme
When you text someone at night on some freaky mood and they respond well into the morning trying to continue
[An image of a girl laying down, on a couch, with one of her arms positioned behind her head. The text "The sun is out, I'm pure again" overlays the image.]
Hitting a little too close to home. How much do you know?
You keep leaving me drunk messages.
So you're the one trying to follow up in the morning
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