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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 108 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Wonder what's censored up there in northern Idaho

Edit: found it

Yep, fairly accurate. Hmmm wonder what the motive behind covering that was......

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think Washington State is included in the Nazis part, and honestly, that's fair. Once you get out of the city, it's hit or miss. To be clear, we punch nazis inside Seattle., we have video.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it includes parts of Montana too which is also accurate. they have little communities up there and do weird shit. I call them Peyote Waffen

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The author of the image doesn't know about the weed farm filled northern California and how unsafe it can be up there.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say, maybe SF is relatively unarmed, but good luck in the East Bay.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Although now that weed is legal, that stuff is a lot less spicy. Speaking as someone that used to sell hydroponics equipment.

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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 35 points 1 month ago (6 children)

actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

For me that's the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it's the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.

Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, "Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it's not gonna be a problem," just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.

Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.

99 to 100 is still our win

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[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

:3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've spent my life trying to get leftists to embrace 2a for that reason. You KNOW they only fuck with people who they think will come quietly

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Been screaming on here, and formerly reddit.

[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Fuckin exactly!!!!!!

[–] skepticalifornia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.

They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.

On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also has a higher gun ownership percentage than Texas

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Portland area, Bend and Eugene are blue, the rest of the state is red as hell. Its pretty safe west of the cascades but that high desert is full of nut jobs.

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It should be titled "why America will never be united"

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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idaho-Montana is white supremacist doomsday preppers, but it looks like someone scrubbed something to that effect out.

Going srs on the meme here, but irregular fighters are generally terrible. No standard of training or fitness, no command structure, no logistics networks. Fighting behind enemy lines with little to no support is usually the bailiwick of highly trained commandos, not tubby white dads who go hunting once a year during 6-day rifle season. All these people would be fodder without getting their shit together first.

Oh, and we're proving ourselves to be a bunch of yellow-belly cowards every single day the Republicans remain in power. There is not an ounce of martial pride in being an American.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 18 points 1 month ago

I found the original and posted it above, it does in fact say "Nazis".

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

My winter shorts are darker in color so as to preserve heat better, thank you very much.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can assure you, there are much scarrier people in new england than people who wear shorts in the winter. First, its THEIR winter, not yours. Secondly, fluffy AT-ATs (Moose).

This also is the part of the world where New Hampshire is, they are the "Live Free or Die" state for a reason. Texas would probably like that motto, but they would have to take it from NH, and we all know who were betting on in that fight.

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[–] sobchak@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

This image seems right-wing coded. Also, nobody has to invade, it's for sale.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

so they can just have Hawaii?

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[–] j5906@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And yet when there is a school shooting, everyone of these is just cowardly waiting outside

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Northern CA has way more seals. This map doesn’t know shit about seals.

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think they mean Navy SEALs, not pinnipeds.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They probably mean the musician, Seal. He lives in Malibu.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

The reality is just one word and the word is "nukes"

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Appalachia is accurate, it gets weird in the hollers

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Imagine if America had thought to draw a map like this before invading Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, or literally anywhere it didn’t go as planned.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Intersection of CMP and Backwoods people. Yeah, that tracks.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ha, yes, I shovel snow while wearing shorts. Y'all know how physically taxing it is to shovel that heavy, wet, white crap that you can't snort?

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Just east of GANGS NY would be "BMW drivers."

Probably worse than gang members to be honest.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is there always a force field around CO?

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

seems hawaii is up for grabs

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is the same reason no fascist dictator could ever declare martial law and take over...

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Long range mormons ? Wtf is that ?
Is that also the mormon who have AOE damage attack ?

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[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say Joe Exotic being Oklahoma’s main claim to fame is a bummer, but then I remembered that I actually went to his zoo so I can’t say shit

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Hawaii: 10/10, would bomb again.

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