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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

The human centipede is the world'a fastest animal.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 24 points 1 day ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"HMS Centaur, coming through!"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Ow, you just elbowed me in the face, asshole!"

"I SAID HMS CENTAUR COMING THROUGH!"

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago

Naruto run.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago
[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

They play the accordion!!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 1 day ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If you'd imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they'd probably carry snacks.

Got me thinking of a centaur version of "West Side Story" and snapping their fingers while performing and dancing to "Cool."

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In all the media I've seen the arms basically just stay in place, half bent.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Humans can't run, what would they do with their arms?"

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Human legs and horse legs are very different

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Horses legs are mostly fingers.

I prefer windmill, in time with their hooves.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Rubik's cube

They do the Choo Choo train with their arms.

[–] kassiopaea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

I'm just imagining the human half doing like a naruto run.

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