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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 hours ago

It's easier to remember?

I mean, I'm not going to discount the cool factor of the alternative, but I already forget what it is. Meanwhile the quick brown fox has been stuck in my head for years after only hearing of it a couple of times at most.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 10 points 9 hours ago

Leads to cooler art too

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago

The hungry purple dinosaur ate the kind, zingy fox, the jabbering crab, and the mad whale and started vending and quacking.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] zululove@lemmy.ml 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I said that phrase and summoned a Gothic Demon

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I tried this, Odin is throwing rocks at me now. If I try to kill him do I go to Valhalla or Hel?

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 38 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Hi, it's me, your Gothic Demon

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

So just for posterity how many times do I have to say it before it works?

[–] zululove@lemmy.ml 5 points 12 hours ago

🤣😏🤘🏾

[–] callyral@pawb.social 59 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

erm, it's "jumps" over the lazy dog, not "jumped".

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

To add some pedantry i also say "quick fox" & "lazy brown dog" as i associate foxes as being orange.

[–] gressen@lemmy.zip 40 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

"Zażółć gęślą jaźń" uses all the diacritics in Polish and was used to test code pages.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

“Yellow the goose self”?

I think my translator is hallucinating again

Edit: and if not, that’s a dope metalcore band name

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

How in touch are you with your gooseself?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You translator might be correct considering that in hungarian we have "Árvíztűrő tükörfúrógép", meaning "Flood-proof mirror-drill-machine"

[–] gressen@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

I don't think the intention of that sentence was anything else than testing the letters and it wasn't really supposed to have any serious meaning.

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In France, we have "Portez ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui fume" ("Bring that old whiskey to the blond smoking judge") and I find it really... french since we manage to put alcohol and tobacco in an alexandrine just to make a pangram.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It's an imperfect one as it's missing all the accented characters. Given the state of some fonts, you really want to test those, especially upper case ones.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

whisky doing some heavy lifting. As it does...

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 100 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jumps not jumped. You are missing an 's' otherwise. I'm amazed how common this mistake is 😁

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[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

this whole exercise is really meant to exist in schools. like, schools for young kids.

we're adults arguing about which nursery rhyme is cooler while forgetting that this isn't for us. it needs to be easily understood by children. that's why we use one with only short easy words.

even the sentence structure of the second one is complicated and hard for a child to remember.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago

I used this to test my code

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

i thought it was made to test typewriters.

looked it up,

it was made to help teachers teach students how to type on keyboards. my bad

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Fair, though it's also used to show off fonts, and I'll use that second one from now on.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I use "grumpy wizards make a toxic brew for the jovial queen".

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The "a" is overused. As is the "e".

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I prefer "wizard makes" instead of "wizards make"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Or pluralize the brews

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (7 children)

In Sweden we use this weird old sentence:

"Flygande bäckasiner söka hwila på mjuka tuvor",

It doesn't even contian all letters, so you have to add "QXZ" to the end to complete the test....

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 7 points 12 hours ago

damn, the sentence had one job

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Well, jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz. So there.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

And they’re like, it’s better than your’s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

My sphinx of black quartz brings all the jackdaws to the yard

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