idk if joining an oppressive religious cult where women have less rights than men do is the answer to global warming.
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Also it's not a way of life that scales well to 8 billion people. Wood fires produce way more exhaust at the cost of many trees, while electric heat can be powered by the sun or a flowing river.
Livestock produce tons of CO2, and farming takes a lot of land. We can't all be Amish, and it certainly wouldn't solve climate change.
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It might not be the answer, but it certainly is one, if everyone does it.
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I've seen Amish:
Burn chemicals and paints in a pile behind their shop
Have dumpsters full of plastic "sawdust" from a shop that makes plastic furniture
Rebrand cheap chinese electronics and batteries to sell in their communities (MillerTech)
Zip around on a one wheel
Ride electric scooters
Log out relatively pristine forest to make more farms
Log land that isn't theirs, without permission, for weeks before being discovered and confronted.
Vote down school levies repeatedly until the local schools shut down
Open a retail store in a mall
These days the amish button isn't nearly as great as you might think....still funny to think about how everyone would react though
100% for real. On top of the fact that the 4th panel would read:
POOF NO MORE HUMAN RIGHTS NO MORE REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH NO MORE FREEDOM OF/FROM RELIGION
Agreed, humans are terrible, no matter our political or technological beliefs.
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
Hitchin' up the buggy,
Churnin' lots of butter,
Raised a barn on Monday,
Soon I'll raise another!
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure of heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
I'm the pious't guy the little amish wanna be,
Like on my knees day and night,
Scorin' points for the afterlife!
So don't be vain! And don't be whiney!
Or else I might have to get medieval on your hiney!
No more global warming, but a lot more sexual assault.
And deaths from tooth aches, small cuts, the flu...
But at least we'd be "living in an Amish paradise"
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And animal cruelty.
And also, continued global warming.
Seriously, why does anyone think regressive religious principles would do anything but continue the pillaging of natural resources? Amish are just cosplayers riding on the successes of an industrial civilization, most of them are capitalists who use technology to create crafts to sell to midwest white middle-class folk as their primary means of sustenance.
Amish attitudes towards technology are so contradictory and flimsy they make fantasy genres like Warhammer 40k look sensible.
Humans would rapidly organize right back into cities and make up whatever rules or interpretations of Amish law/religion that allowed them to. People gonna be people and ignore or twist religion to do whatever they want.
Humans would rapidly organize right back into cities
The Amish already live in townships. Congregations of humans are generally better for the environment than far-flung rural enclaves with low-efficiency infrastructure.
People seem to forget how much ecological destruction occurred at or prior to an Amish standard of living. Case in point, the deforestation of Europe
the bulk of which was completed before the 16th century.
"Primitive" does not mean "ecologically sustainable". Quite a bit of our animal husbandry, agricultural, and pre-industrial economic activity were horrifyingly bad. We just weren't operating at the scale of eight billion humans while we were living like that.
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Um, akshually, there would still be lots of burning things for heat and livestock. Livestock are the majority of all mammals on earth, outnumbering humans by a lot, only 6% of mammals are wild animals. In addition, lack of preserved food would lead to higher consumption.
BUT it being so unsustainable and full of disease would mean it would rapidly decrease populations, which would decrease ecological impact after a couple of generations, so it's a sound strategy longterm.
My father claims the simple life on a homestead is way closer to nature and pollutes less than living in a city.
He cuts his wood with a chainsaw that's using a mixture of gas and oil. This gas and oil certainly doesn't come from the trees. Its imported. But it's apparently the traditional way.
Then in winter he burns the wood to heat the house and it creates a circle of soot in the white snow all around it. But it's all natural. On certain days, when you go outside around his house, you can taste the wood burning in the air. All natural!
If we all go back to owning our plot of land and exploit it like settlers, surely this is going to be good for the environment.
Tell him the NEW homestead way is better. Solar panels, lifepo4 batteries, electric chainsaw, heatpump primary wood burn auxiliary if you live somewhere it gets well below freezing.
Before anyone says anything solar still works on a cloudy day it just makes less, that's why you size your array to make what you need when it's cloudy not when it's sunny. Summer can just have an over abundance of power nothing wrong with that
I'm trying and doing experiments. I have a cabin off grid on their land and it's mostly solar, but I do need to burn wood during winter even if I don't really like it. He has a sugar shack on another corner of the land and he's also using solar, except the stoves and boiler. I bought him an inverter and he prefers this to the noisy generator.
However he pretty much hates everything else with batteries. My mother has an electric golf cart and he whines every time the lead acid batteries need maintenance or need to be changed (because of lack of maintenance). I could swap them for lifepo4 batteries, but they're still going to lose capacity over time and we're getting to the same point of "but I don't have to put a $1000 worth of batteries in my tractor every few years"! Same "issue" with an electric ATV for the kids. He hates it because it needs to be charged and the lifepo4 battery had to be changed once. But apparently the cost of gas and diesel doesn't register.
But yeah. So far at the latitude we're at, solar power input and consumption varies a lot depending on the seasons. The solar setup is fine for the sugar shack because it's used during the day in the spring, when there's no leaves. But in the cabin, it's been more complicated. I'm not there year-round and it works well in summer, but in winter the lifepo4 batteries need to be heated for hours if not days before I can charge them via solar, and get acceptable performance. It's a work in progress.
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"Behold, the Amishinator!"
EDIT: Downvoted by a carrier pigeon sent by the Amish
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Most interesting parts of Handmaid’s Tale “Gilead” are when they’re boasting about reductions in pollution and greenhouse gas emissions their eco-christo-fascism has produced!
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Wait until you hear about cow farts
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I have a neighbour willing to show me her ankles so I still support this.
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