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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 hours ago

I don't believe for a second that enough people are ignorant of weather-proof charger setups to make this an issue. Maybe if most people weren't struggling to survive on terribly-low incomes, or renting from cheapskate land-lords, but in this reality? Not buying it.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

I believe it. But like...if the story was "Americans' cluttered bedside tables are hurting smartphone adoption, study says," we would rightly consider that story downright insane.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I grew up with junk filled garages that meant we could never park the car in the garage. I will never be that way. I saw those boxes as stuff we would never use, and eventually, after all the kids had moved out, my parents did get rid of most of it. And it's like... then why did we drag that shit from house to house?? We literally paid for the space, and spent the effort to move and store all that useless shit that wasn't worth the rent we spent on the space to store it, especially considering we also had storage units.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] protist@mander.xyz 46 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

So here's the thing...my car doesn't need a fucking house. My car can live outside just fine. I don't park my car outside because my garage is "filled with junk," but because it's filled with gym equipment, tools, and gardening supplies.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Car in garage = no brushing off snow

I rest my case

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Where you primarily store your car affects your car insurance rates. It's why they ask you when getting a quote.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My garage houses my hobby.

Which is my car.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can appreciate that your car is your hobby. My car is a neglected stepchild.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Better as a car than a hobby, I suppose.

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Same. The daily lives outside. The old car lives inside.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I just got my new downpipe so she’ll be leaving the garage this weekend!

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

May your weather be sunny and the new exhaust note glorious!

[–] subignition@fedia.io 5 points 7 hours ago

While EVs are perfectly happy keeping their batteries conditioned when plugged in outside, having them in a garage may reduce the energy cost somewhat in particularly hot/cold weather.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

hoarding is a trauma behavior

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Capitalism is a trauma machine.

When you grow up in poverty, you keep something because it will most likely be the only one of those things you will ever get. You may not need it now, but if you do later, youre fucked. So you keep it. Best case? You share "the things" with people you can trust and build a mutual aid network of friends that help each other, but by god you make sure you can get to "the things."

It's no wonder people being exposed to constant trauma do protective things. You could even say it's a reasonable response.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what is up with me lately, but I am missing more of these than usual. Thanks.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 hours ago

No worries lol same here every so often.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

And not, like, the prices of said (non-Chinese) EVs or that many (most?) of us are barely getting by?

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I believe it. I live in an area with lots of 3 car garages and it is shocking how many people have to park in their driveway. There's one house that charges in the driveway with the cord running under the garage door. Who needs a 3 car garage full of stuff?!?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I do, but uh ... it's in my username. If I weren't running multiple hobbies and a business out my barely-one-car garage, maybe my car could have a house. The one time I parked in my current garage, without stuff on either side, there still wasn't room to open the doors all the way.

Anyways, weather-proof chargers exist. Blows my mind that enough people supposedly don't know this to have any real impact. Well, it would, if I believed it.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I have a two car garage. One side is for the boat. The other side is for the tools and gardening setup and supplies for my business.

The cars can stay outside.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I'll never understand people that don't store their car in the car hole. People I know have had so many preventable problems that cost a TON of money.

Things like:

  • Prematurely worn gaskets and seals
  • Chipmunk/rabbit/squirrel-eaten wires
  • Mauled by bears that get trapped in them
  • Clogged roof drains that flood the passenger compartment from just rain
  • Tires rotting and blowing out early
  • Plastic wearing and shattering
  • Paint fade
  • Resale value decrease
  • Smash-and-grab break-ins.

Wear is cumulative.

Most of all, the fun when the next hail storm destroys it, as hail is more frequent in more places across the US now, and insurance doesn't pay enough to replace it, or ceases to cover the damage. Good luck replacing it with today's insanely inflated car prices, at that.

That being said, I'm sure they've considered the trade-offs, and having space for everything can be hard to allocate. Some houses have very stupid designs. Also, in the context of electric cars, not really sure putting a lithium bomb in the house is smart. Whole house backups are installed on the exterior walls for a reason.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

not really sure putting a lithium bomb in the house is smart

Putting a gasoline bomb there is better?