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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 186 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I hope this red circle trend continues to be a thing, if it wasn't for the circle I wouldn't have been able to figure out what part of the meme I was supposed to look at

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 98 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm so desensitized to them that I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was part of the paper

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Are you talking about the singular twizler encompassing the word, salsa?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe you need a red arrow to make people aware of the red circle

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're the chef's kiss, I love them almost as much as the hilarious "literally noone:" captchions!

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

😂😂😂

I don't know what to look at. Can somebody maybe put a bigger red circle around it?

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago

How to pass every class without studying with this one weird trick! Tiger parents hate it! 🙃

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If I had to guess, the test has 59 questions.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And who is mature enough to not add 10 more questions?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone with more discipline than I have, that's for sure.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If I were the techer I would make any test have 68 possible points, just to annoy immature people...

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 3 weeks ago

I's say go for 70 and see these brats strive for 98.5%

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm fond of the idea of splitting one of the questions into two parts like "38.A" and "38.B", and listing them as separate questions so that there are 69, but the numbering stops at 68, and then count the split question as one.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd go for seventy so that it's a multiple of ten.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

But that's less obvious I think

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's a paper, not a test.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

People who like salsa

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

And the teacher apparently failed to learn legible handwriting, so she’s one to talk.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you were just hungry your teacher is kinda rude.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Idk if you have rapport with the teacher I can see it as nothing g more than a light jab

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

What a weird max score... as someone who grades, you generally want it in a way that gives a clean percentage, mostly for transparency and tracking for students. My class does 500 total points (thus a 5 point quiz is 1%, 100 point exam is 20%, etc.), which is what previous instructors did and helps students figure out what is needed for an A.

But 59/59? Thats confusing af. Bet it's out of some arbitrary total, too.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

Come on, give the teacher some slack. This is such a small detail, and every decent grade keeping software handles arbitrary max scores just fine.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

lol you're inventing issues

there are 59 points to be gotten on this work. they got all 59. somebody who missed three points would get 56

it doesn't make a difference for record-keeping and final grading, it's all going in a spreadsheet anyways. if students care about percentage on that specific item, they can calculate it themselves

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

In University some professors like to make life easier so it all adds up to 100 points. The finals would be 40, >80% attendance 10, midterm 20, and 3 assignments 10 each. So u can know if u passed the course even before finals.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You guys get spreadsheets? Clearly overpaid.

[–] Aquaphobi@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

59/59 is a clean percentage… it’s 100%

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it was 60 originally but the teacher then decided to remove/not grade some part of the exam.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Perfect 5/7 comment

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 points 3 weeks ago

This is why my handwriting sucks. Because teachers kept bitching about it when their handwriting was just as shit.

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I would expect a better hAndwriting from a teacher of ancient Greek History,

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Everything the light touches is Roman, and all life turns into crabs.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Underrated comment.
Though I guess ̔andwriting would've worked even better.