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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 354 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 183 points 3 weeks ago

I have some apps that havent been updated for like a year because the simply fucking work.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 129 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to mention, the app is just the thing that calls the API to the server that runs the actual models, it's not a reflection on how quickly you're improving those models. In fact, there should be little reason to push a new app update once you've built it.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 40 points 3 weeks ago

Unless your Ai creates the app. This may be a reflection of how bad Grok really is.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

He's really done a great job at dispelling this image he had of being some kind of genius in the last couple of years.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s been doing that the whole time, he just finally got to an area more people online are experts in.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 91 points 3 weeks ago

Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

Lets be fair. He's a special kind of idiot.

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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 217 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago

Here’s 2 faults:

  1. Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
  2. If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.

Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 137 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 122 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Merge Request 1472: Add comment

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

They're making frivolous updates at a speed and scale Sam Altman can only dream of

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 109 points 3 weeks ago

Oh wow, Elon figured out how we'll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 106 points 3 weeks ago

Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we'll be next month, things are going awesome!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 90 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 88 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago

does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

he's so monumentally stupid

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.

Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like https://ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro

But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

The man knows about ~~production~~ manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

/s

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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[–] bentcheesee@lemmy.zip 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Incredibly misleading and/or stupid graphs are so funny to me. Because you ship out the most updates, doesn't mean it's the best, it means youre fixing and/or generating more bugs and issues.

Yeah, I updated my minecraft mod 20 times in a week, it doesn't mean it's a stellar mod, it's less than mediocre at best. It was primarily fixing bugs and a crash. Meanwhile the Create mod updates about once every three weeks or so on average, but that's because they properly playtest and bugfix and patch and do all that before they send out an actual update.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 45 points 3 weeks ago

If I continue pissing at the rate I’m currently pissing I will have a reservoir of piss within weeks.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even "as fuck" isn't that dumb...

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago

Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Aren't the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don't change?

What are they doing so much

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Someone keeps fixing the CSS color coding of an input field border and someone else keeps copy/pasting the old version when they're doing basic edits.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] mgnome@piefed.social 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I once had to push this much updates (not to production tho) because QA monkeys kept finding (or making up) issues. Am I evolving faster than any other AI?

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 31 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 weeks ago

To me, it suggests the opposite -- they keep breaking stuff or otherwise putting bugs into their client and Grok isn't very helpful with fixing them.

[–] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

jfc this guy is such a moron

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

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[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just assume anything he says is either a lie or hallucination

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

iOS appstore app testers hate him!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

It's evolving!

*pokemon evolution music*

Dumbfuck became... Dumbfuckwad!

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don't count

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grok is evolving

...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck he's so stupid

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.

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