i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.
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"My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably
There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.
They're just fixing more shit, right?
iOS appstore app testers hate him!
Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.
Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.
On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.
I want to chat with Ani but she's only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.
Oh wow, Elon figured out how we'll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!
The man knows about production more than anyone else in the world
/s
It's really not that hard!
Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!
Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣
Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground
He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...
The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.
No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?
The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.
unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.
jfc this guy is such a moron
It's evolving!
*pokemon evolution music*
Dumbfuck became... Dumbfuckwad!
I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even "as fuck" isn't that dumb...
does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?
what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.
he's so monumentally stupid
Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?
To me, it suggests the opposite -- they keep breaking stuff or otherwise putting bugs into their client and Grok isn't very helpful with fixing them.
Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.
Let's change the font size.
Maybe you just haven't had enough ketamine.
Not to mention, the app is just the thing that calls the API to the server that runs the actual models, it's not a reflection on how quickly you're improving those models. In fact, there should be little reason to push a new app update once you've built it.
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I have some apps that havent been updated for like a year because the simply fucking work.
Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.
Lets be fair. He's a special kind of idiot.
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This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.
Silicon*
I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.
Silly Con Valley, amirite?
I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately
Here’s 2 faults:
- Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
- If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.
Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.
Git commit -m "comments and grammar"
git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"
git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"
Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.
Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.
Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!
Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we'll be next month, things are going awesome!
Grok is evolving
...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?
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Fuck he's so stupid
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