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Peter Thiel's Antichrist Antics Continue

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, Peter Thiel has announced plans to deliver a four-part lecture series on the Antichrist. These unusual events will take place at the Commonwealth Club of San Francisco on four days in September and October.

Thiel, one of the most influential tech billionaires of our time, seems intent on forcing us to discuss the Antichrist. He is clearly trying to make a point. But what is that point?

Thiel’s lecture series won’t provide any clues to the public—it’s off the record. He’ll be delivering his lectures to an exclusive group of Antichrist-curious tech acolytes in a highly-controlled atmosphere.

Here’s the thing: this isn't really about religion. It’s about power and politics, wrapped in theological language. Thiel has long been fascinated with political theorist Carl Schmitt's ideas about “political theology”—the notion that all significant political concepts are secularized theological concepts.

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[–] Wigners_friend@piefed.social 5 points 1 hour ago

He is desperate that people regard him as a deep and serious thinker. The trouble is, no interesting thought has ever crossed his mind. This is the reason for his pathetic hatred of academics. His university professors rightly saw a useless dweeb with an outrageous sense of self regard.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

considering it's Peter Thiel doing this, nothing good can come from this.

[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think we should allow everyone to introduce themselves

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

He's a man of wealth, and taste

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 48 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine I give you $100,000 today, tomorrow and every day thereafter. How long until you get tired of getting $100,000 each day?

After only a few days, most people's financial problems would be solved. After ten days, you will have received 1 million dollars. After a few months, you will have been able to purchase anything you've ever dreamed of.

How long, then, until money is meaningless to you?

Do you know how long it takes to have received 1 billion dollars?

27.4 years.

27.4 years of receiving $100,000 every day. A billion dollars is 10,000 $100,000s.

Some people have hundreds of billions of dollars. It is an astronomical number.

You can't imagine how much that amount of money changes a person. You will absolutely lose your mind and yourself.

No one should ever even possess anywhere near that level of money. It's way too much power.

People conflate rich people with millionaires and casually lump billionaires in with that group.

They are not the same. Billionaires are shells of humans, filled with the putrid sludge of a soul completely consumed by greed.

Do not listen to them. Do not believe them. They only tell you things they want you to believe. They will take everything from you, including your life.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Do not listen to them. Do not believe them. They only tell you things they want you to believe. They will take everything from you, including your life.

say crazy illogical thing

do crazy illogical thing

deliver instructions on what he wants you to do

tells a logical truth

you believe it

it's a brainwashing seminar.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Yup, I don't give a shit about the multi millionaire orthodontist who co-owns his practice, has a summer home and a boat and some sports cars. Heck a lot of small farmers are multi millionaires on paper.

I do care about the people who have enough expendable cash that they can throw 10M at a political endeavor without batting an eye.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They have left us with only one solution to the billionaire problem. And they're trying to make that difficult too, with round-the-clock security. But everyone is vulnerable for a moment here or there.

Last night I chatted with my politically moderate neighbor, who is now considering leaving the country, and cheered Luigi, and a bunch of other shit that would have been "far left" a while ago, but I think is now permeating into the middle too.

polarization of the populace works in both directions, the left only lags a bit behind because they actually like stuff like due process and human rights.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I'm not antichrist, I'm just antichrist curious

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

What a Jerxes!

[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

The 9th gate vibes anyone?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 22 hours ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

hes the real anti-christ, that controls his puppet vance and trump

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 80 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You would think that a gay billionaire who’s obsessed with making himself immortal and putting forward intense surveillance and ushering in AI gods fervently would be most Christian’s definition of the antichrist. I know it’s mine, and I’m not even Christian anymore.

Edit: I am fine with the gay part, I just want to make that extremely clear before everyone rips me to shreds for being homophobic. I just think Thiel is evil.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago

remember he defenestrated his BOYTOY from florida last year, probably sucked the life forced out of him to stay young, and then staged an "accident"

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 49 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

The gay part is what makes it crazy, he thinks his money will protect him? The homophobia in the christian world is insane. Just because they're nice to your face, that doesn't mean they wouldn't hang you from a tree if they could. Fake nice is their thing.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Save him? He is accelerating what they are doing. He is funding them and propagandizing to them. He is the main reason fascism is here.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, they will turn on him. It's just a matter of time. As soon as he balks at any single thing they do, they'll turn on him.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 minutes ago

This particular strain of Christian only care about something until they don't, they don't really have a lot of set in stone (heh) principles.

Thiels money and connections will protect him from the true believers who'd turn on him just like they protect him from the rest of the world right now.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

What they think doesn't matter. In his mind, he is above the plebs. Their wants and moralities are beneath his notice.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A four part lecture on Trump? But why?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 15 hours ago

himself, how he "posesses" trump do his bidding.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm reasonably sure that Peter Thiel is ~~the~~ an antichrist. Seems exactly like the kind of people warned about in the Book, charlatans, fraudsters, those who worship the dollar over Jah.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So this lecture is like a Disney villain singing about their plans.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 13 points 18 hours ago

Scar comes to mind

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 13 hours ago (4 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

The real life Gavin Belson. Silicon Valley writers used Theil for that character, based on actual events. Yes, he has a blood boy.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

The living embodiment of the idea that billionaires shouldn't exist.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

The next shinzo abe, probably; A sociopath billionaire whose long term project is destroying democracy and is the owner of Palantir a company that makes surveillance software for the US and Israeli government. The name "Palantir" comes from the device used to corrupt Saruman in lord of the rings.

There's a lot of speculation that he's part of a silicon valley death cult that wants to purge the earth of most of its population.

Edit: He's also gay, not that it matters.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 11 hours ago

Oooh exciting

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip -3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Note: said speculation comes from The Tinfoil Hat crowd.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Its not that crazy.

MAGA is absolutely doing death cult stuff (see RFK jr's vaccine policies, ICE, medicare, etc)

There's also been articles on the group chats all the richest people on the planet are on.

Quotes from Peter Theil show he is opposed to democracy, etc. Its less tin foil hat and more an assmption that "this is being done with his blessing"

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He is the one causing all the fascism in the world right now.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

you give him far too much credit. he's not the only one doing it, but he's certainly one of the loudest.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago

He should be cowering in his bunker

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

The event is sponsored by a non-profit that promotes “Christ in science and technology” or something.

Who We Are

We’re a community of thinkers, builders, artists, and leaders who are wrestling with what it means to live with purpose and conviction. We’re here to explore deeper questions, together.

And yes, we talk about Jesus.

Not in a pushy way. Not with religious jargon. But with honesty, clarity, and respect.

Because we believe Jesus is so much more than a religious figure. He's the answer to the longings we often try to fill with ambition, success, or self-discovery.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

I agree with the part of Jesus message where he whipped the charlatans making money in the name of religion. Howe about they start with Peter Thiel?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

They should give all they have to the poor and follow him.

Not to the church. Not to preaching. To the poor. End world hunger. Eliminate a neglected disease. Speak with poor people in Africa and south America and ask them what would make their lives better and easier and buy them that. Feed Palestinians. Go to Jesus's home and feed the starving people there with every last dollar lest you find yourself trying to fit a large animal in an infamously small hole at peril of your soul.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He's the answer to the longings we often try to fill with ambition, success, or self-discovery.

Like saying 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything. Maybe we need to figure out what the question is, cause this answer doesn’t make any sense.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They feel empty and like something os missing no matter what they achieve. Religion is good for that, but having seen this type, religion won't help them. What they need is community and some hands on volunteering.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I get it. But saying Jesus is the snare doesn’t really make sense. Community is the answer, and that’s what they provide.

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[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, what, is this just going to be his autobiography?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

how he stayed young, by consuming the lifeforce of his side pieces.

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