People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire girl.

As I've gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn

If we ban private jets, billionaires will just buy every seat on the commercial jet. This will be even more inefficient fuel wise, and worse for the environment overall.

Don't ban private jets. Ban billionaires.

love this and I love how it's triggering all the Swifties

No I am not entertained. In fact. I am fed up with all the coverage of them. Let them live their lives in peace so those of us out here tired of the show can also live in peace.

But at the same time, don't obsess over a bunch of shit you can't change. The doom and gloom is mostly there to sell you shit anyway. Unhappy people spend more.

You can't fix it. It's not your job. Unless you want it to be your job by running for government, just vote appropriately for people that might help fix it. That's your little bit done.

Live your life. Go for a bike ride. Knock one out.

"We should stop indulging in celebrity and start GIVING A FUCK!"

"Okay, what should we care about?"

"Wow, thanks. Now I'm full of helpless anxiety. Anything I can do about any of this?"

"DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!"

"Well, this has been enervating as fuck. If you don't mind, I'm going back to hide in my den and watch movies until the world ends."

Reminds me of this headline from The Onion from right after 9/11

Yes but did you hear about Cracker Barrel??

1. Let people be happy about something. this is not helping anyone.

2. if there is ONE person on the planet who would by popular vote be allowed to have a private jet, it's TayTay.

3. Gossip was and is a part of human nature, denying it makes no friends for your cause. Don't call it bullshit, just because you don't care.

If you want to DO ACTUAL GOOD:

put a story of palestinian/israleli couple on the fake front page.

Highlight the out of control Israel government with a story that shows protests in israel.

Be FOR something instead of AGAINST something.

Right?

Who gives a flying fuck?

I guess the answer is apparently a shit ton of losers with no lives of their own.

I feel insulted that I've even been forced to be made aware of this over the last 48 hours.

idk OP... this is a lot more effort than I put into things idgaf about.

That is a lot of effort to say that you don't care....

Holy shit banning private jets, yes please

I'm marginally happy that anyone anywhere is in love. Cool beans.

Beyond that, I'd rather see people I know have happy and healthy lives. FSM knows they deserve it just as much as these two.

No bread , all circuses

I've been saying a variation for the past year or a bit longer "Circuses are cheap, bread is expensive"
That's why we have so much entertaiment, but no housing.

The first I heard of Swift's engagement was reporters asking Trump to react, cause every fucking thing is about Trump

Finally, some good-ass manual meme creation!

Everyone should really read ALL of this image. The headline obviously resonates with a ton of people, but there is a bigger message here that people need to engage with.

I don’t know if this is OC from the author or not, but this is genuinely brilliant.

That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine.