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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'd call it The Terrible Ratio

Doesn't look tasty at all.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can't even call a dish "noodles" without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you're wrong and why you're wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody's pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.

Also, its name would be Lucas.

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.

All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

InvalidName2

Username checks out

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

My favorite.

Thanks y'all for giving me a good laugh!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

A disgusting meatball on bread.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a trick question!!

I call it a "cheeseburger". 🥸

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cheeseburgers are a strict subset of hamburgers, in my opinion.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Food science fight!

Food science fight!

Food science fight!

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Christ-o-pha, halp!

Therapist, halp!

[–] jared@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Artery Hardener

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big Burger sounds better. BB.

[–] rooster_butt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BBC. Big Burger with Cheese.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife loves big burgers with cheese! I always see bbc in her search history!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

She British?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Expensive.

Carl's Jr. used to sell a "Six-Dollar Burger" for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 1 week ago

Widowmaker.

[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

5 patties? i call that a waist of food.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

You won't have a waist if you keep eating like that.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fatties patties

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

American breakfast.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

The second coming of the triple bi-pass burger.

[–] Eternal192@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Sextuple bypass.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Unhinger, after the movement you need to perform with your jaws to take a bite

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It needs at least twice as much cheese before I'd eat it.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

spotted the american

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

a family of four's weekly protein requirement

[–] chirichiri@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

that burger is so fucking good

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I've ever seen on a burger

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Edible cardiac arrest

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Big Hamburger.

I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn't need a hype man. It's just a big burger.

Want a big burger? Here's a big burger.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Colon Calamity

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's going to take more than one flush.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.

Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5

Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

It looks like it's from Burger King so I would just call it "garbage."

[–] scuppie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Invisible to RFK

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 week ago

Reginald II

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The latin name for this monstrosity is actually: "Metaphorus Americanus" or "shut up and slam this giant nasty grease bomb into your gut"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Crazy One.

You really want to put part of him/her in your mouth, but you know it's a really bad idea.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

think juciy meat sandwich

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Il McStatunitense

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