Ask Lemmy

I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.

It is the word for little bat in my language, so I'm good.

They're cool with it.

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

They will dread everything free

Not at all

I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.

They're going to be elated, hysterical, I'd even say!

Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst

She would love it

who cares

The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.

They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

Well, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.

hopefully they like dead things

That really depends on their gender and orientation. I assume straight daughters would not be happy.

Kids are probably going to make fun of the foot part. Teenage girls are going to ask my sons if the size matches other parts.

What kids?

If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

Up until the end of elementary school- they'll love it! From there on out they'll probably cringe so hard. After watching and enjoying Monty Python as grown-ups I think they'll like it again.

During early life, they'd like it. As teenagers they'd hate it. In their adult years they'd come back around to liking it again.

They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did

My kid would likely say I crushed it.

Hope mine like shitty candy!

Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

I’m not sure mine would understand.

they're the ones who have killed me.

I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.

I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.

Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse

My kids call me Boursin Cheese because they couldn't pronounce my name (or chose not to)

They get what they give.