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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] djehuti@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I expected one (but only one) of the vim's to be an emacs.

[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago

Or have Vim at the end with an arrow to emacs

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I honestly don't use either. The punchline is in the alternate text.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Huh. If either of these images has alt text then I apparently dont know how to see it in Jerboa.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I see it in the Emacs one if I click on the image in Voyager, though.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🤷‍♀️. I just mouse over/long press.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Not in Jerboa apparently

[–] TheV2@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Google's cloud IDE

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Will it also get rid of these pesky stains on my shirt?

[–] eta@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

You'll be so productive that you won't notice them, so I guess yeah

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Vim on Arch, right?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“I just can’t quit Google!”

Well have I got a treat for you!

[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the answer was "there's an Emacs extension for that"

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is there actually a way to do mapping (like google maps) with Vim? Or am I reading too much into the meme?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Nah, the author thinks vim is emacs or something like it.

[–] GreyCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Probably reading into it. A lot of these are impossible or would be hellishly jank. Vim/Neovim is not THAT flexible. At least no one is tring to make it be.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's simple: In Command mode you press :!google-chrome https://openstreetmap.org/ <Return>.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

Do it again but with Emacs and it's actually half accurate

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Surprised Google Meet isn't on there

[–] mrhenry77@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago