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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't understand this story. It's really badly presented:

Hopper dishonestly made a false representation to Aviva and Old Mutual Health that his “legs had been amputated because of illness rather than self-inflicted injury”, the court heard

Aviva is a private health insurance, Old Mutual Health doesn't seem to operate in the UK, only in Kenya, Rwanda and South Africa? Either way, don't insurance companies legally have to pay even for treating self-iflicted injuries requiring amputation?

In April 2019, he used dry ice to freeze his legs to the extent they were no longer viable and required amputation.

The amputation had to happen, else he would have died. Hell, I'd even argue the freezing occured due to mental illness so he misrepresented it only by claiming the amputation was physical illness. How is the cause even relevant for a health insurance?

After the amputation, he made claims to the insurers that resulted in payouts of £466,653.81. He spent the money on a campervan, a hot tub, wood burner and building works.

These are health insurances. Not life insurances or similar that would pay you for losing your legs. Don't health insurances just cover the treatment (amputation), recovery and prosthetics? Sure they can get expensive - a six digit figure seems like a lot still but not fully implausible - but why would you get a "payout"? Health insurance would only cover bills.

Surely it can't be insurance fraud to harm yourself and then make an insurance claim for the recovery, right? Otherwise literally everyone who survived a suicide attempt would have to cover all associated expenses.

So where did the fraud part come from?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I mean, even if they had to pay in the event of self-afflicted injury, that first quote is fraud on its own, though I bet the huge payout is also a part of it.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Isn't it that he was the surgeon? So he billed the insurance for himself and paid himself the money. Instead of the money going to the hospital and some portion of it going towards his paycheck, but most of it going towards the cost of running and supplying a hospital with all the tech and tools they need to stay current and have competitive success rates.

Or did he just claim disability or something by way of accident instead of by choice, to get a higher disability insurance pay out?

Either way, fraud is basically any time you lie to get money, criminal fraud is when you lie to get enough money that the police care. And it certainly seems like he lied to get more money than he was entitled.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would be very impressed if he surgically removed his own legs. I mean, there is a lot of tissue and bone to cut through. That's not easy to do by yourself. But if that's the case, that's where the fraud aspect could come from.

Also, is that a thing? "Disability by choice" so you get a lower payout? But even if, wouldn't that be paid by some other insurance - like a specific disability insurance rather than your typical health insurance? At least in Germany the latter is very much different, health insurances only pay for treatments, recovery and prevention.

The lie about the cause of the injury must somehow be related to the payout, otherwise I can't believe how it would constitute fraud. Still, this is really confusing because private health insurances usually cannot decline/reduce claims due to intentional injury.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Its possible to do but you gotta do a lot of yoga.......

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Also, it looks like "old mutual health" was recently re-branded to "ReAssure" in the UK, so that would be who to look up for what type of insurance they would provide. It does sound like they were life insurance, or "life assurance" as they called it. Sounds very much like disability insurance would be under their umbrella.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, that's Old Mutual Wealth which rebranded. Wealth, not Health. Maybe this is a mistake in the article?

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, as far as I could tell they were part of the same company, the health was an umbrella with the wealth one under it.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh, you're right but the umbrella company was still only called "Old Mutual".

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That makes more sense.

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

For some health insurance, there are payouts for losing a body part. In college, the university gave each of the students an emergency and dismemberment t policy so that in a catastrophe, you'd have some form of coverage. Crazy to see how low the payout was for losing an eye, leg, hand at the age of 18 was.

[–] cucumberbob@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

how is the cause even relevant for a health insurance?

I have a feeling most insurers would want to charge a higher premium to someone with a history of freezing their own legs off. I doubt they have data to support it, but it’s not unreasonable to expect there’s a higher chance that this guy might self harm than the average person. Or require mental health support.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well, you gotta hand it to him

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mostly because he can't get a foot in the door

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

He really has no leg to stand on

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

He's gotta take this one step at a time.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not gonna judge, different stumps for different chumps and all.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happy/sorry to have helped. Always get a kick out of the SovCit buffoonery screenshots you post.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Glad you like! I'll post a new one today.

[–] derry@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago

Sounds like he doesn't have a leg to stand on for his defense

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haven't heard about dry ice amputations since that furry (on 4chan? Can't remember) froze his hands so he could have "paws"

Because, as I'm sure you all know, wolves have stumps at the end of their legs. The claws come straight out from there, no more joints or digits. He's JUST like a wolf now.

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

FYI, it looks like that story about the paws is false.

The truth behind it is that there was a furry that somehow got severe frostbite when they fell asleep while icing their hands to deal with arthritis pain. After that, friends made a post trying to raise money for their medical bills, and they jokingly commented about getting him new paws. And that apparently spread elsewhere as "a furry amputated their hands to get paws."

https://dogpatch.press/2019/09/10/hoax-alt-right-trolls/

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Should've legged it while he has the chance.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] python@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Rimworld players love this one simple trick

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

...your honor! It was not a rail road accident! The guy is just real kinky.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago