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Harold's at it again is he?
These modern sheep are garbage, they blow the seals on their turbos so easily and start burning oil, just like this one. Remember kids, you want a high-displacement naturally aspirated sheep, none of these "fuel efficient" modern variants.
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Why does Right Sheep have green and blue spots?
Not certain, sometimes farmers mark the bellies of rams with different colours so that they can tell which ewes have been mating with which rams, but there are likely other reasons to mark sheep.
Ooh, that's pretty neat and a simple way to keep track of things.
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