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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 229 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Lily (MAGA)

expat in Amsterdam

Can someone tell this bitch to go back to where she came from?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 225 points 5 days ago (4 children)

For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I always thought expats had to live in little expat communities, keeping themselves aloof from the rest of the population. It's a level of snobbery beyond even still caring where you're originally from. That was my understanding from all the little compounds I saw in the global south.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 28 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I mean some people typically called immigrants do that too

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white and racist.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Not an expat, an immigrant. I hate the term expat.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 191 points 5 days ago (23 children)

Who the fuck emigrates to Europe as a hardcore American fascist? Seriously? What the actual fuck?

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 111 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Spreading the plague, as insects are wont to do.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As an American, I would like to apologize profusely for the rank idiocy of my fellow citizens.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 82 points 5 days ago (3 children)

We have plenty of fascists here. It's not like the US have a monopoly. We don't quite let them run the show yet, but we're certainly working on it.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but a really big part of the MAGA platform is hating on the "communist" and "woke" "yuropoors". She must really really hate it here.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 89 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"Expat" is my favourite dog whistle. Because "migrant" is only used for brown people, or other undesirable minorities for racists.

[–] Serpent@feddit.uk 44 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I hate the word for the reasons you've said, but I know a lot of black Americans in Portugal that refer to themselves as expats.

Feels to me that the line is drawn along economic privilege lines rather than simply race.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There’s also this level of like, still identifying as being primarily of the country they’re from, like a rejection of assimilation into the place they’ve moved to. I’m not saying that’s inherently good or bad, but, it’s an interesting dynamic, and an option that a lot of immigrants don’t have.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 points 4 days ago

She has "MAGA" in her display name. Why listen for dogwhistles when there's a red alert siren?

BTW I had several teachers that described themselves as expats from the UK or US, and they were alright.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Wherever white people get mad at black people you hear the word “thug” thrown out a lot and i always wonder if they’re just using that word to substitute another one they’re not allowed to use publicly.

For us latinos it’s immigrant.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

There is technically a difference in the definition, but mostly people use it exactly as you're describing.

I've really had to catch myself when I notice myself using it.

But honestly it's so expected that people can get confused when you call yourself an immigrant (and you aren't doing it to make yourself a martyr somehow).

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

From my own experience as an immigrant in The Netherlands and Britain, "expat" is generally used by Americans and Brits when living abroad and pretty much nobody else no matter what their skin tone. I mean, I've seen on or two Ozzies using it but it's way rarer with them and I suspect they were just copying the Brits and Americans. The New Zeelanders I crossed paths with weren't "expats" and neither were the Canadians. Similarly I never heard any of the other Europeans immigrants there refering to themselves as "expats".

I think "expat" is more a thing of people who thing they come from a "great country", as if somehow it's a priviledge for the other country to have them there.

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[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 89 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Why would you move to the Netherlands if you are MAGA? Isn't your country so much greater again now? You ellected your king and then you left?

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah this confuses me to no end. I thought they made America great last election?

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Because they live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance.

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[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

Well, the Dutch are moving right. Gert Wilders is a literal fascist.

AfD in Germany then we have Norway, Italy, Finland, UK, France and on and on. They probably feel at home

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

A MAGA IMMIGRANT in Amsterdam? ewww, I wish we could close our borders to the likes of them.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their Insta now says they've moved back to the States permanently. And also that their pronouns are they/them, which is super baffling next to "MAGA."

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They haven't figured out that the entire movement that's their entire personality hates people like them?

That's hilariously sad!

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

Gotta say, thats a pretty good burn.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 61 points 5 days ago (4 children)

As a Canadian, I would very much like some sort of barrier between my country and the United States. We've got our own brand of crazy up here and have absolutely no need to import any junk from the USA.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 65 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Build a wall, make the USA pay for it

(Kidding, mostly.)

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Because we don't have regular mass shootings in schools because we don't give every single person the money for a ticket to a gun show a gun and where we do, we legislate that they keep their gun in a gun safe. You know, like the rest of the world...or the USA in 1792.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 69 points 5 days ago (28 children)

It's not JUST the guns tbh. Everyone in Switzerland has a gun and they don't shoot eachother up. American society is fucked up on multiple different levels and the guns are just adding extra fuel and oxygen to a forest fire.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Everyone in Switzerland has a gun and they don't shoot eachother up. American society is fucked up on multiple different levels

Whenever i mention the Swiss having as many guns as the US, if not more, and yet the former has practically zero mass shooting incidents, and pointed out the problem of America is cultural, Americans tend to turn a blind eye to it.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

metal detectors and xray scanning of backpacks made me feel like I was going to prison lol

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 16 points 4 days ago

Honestly I believe it's to train the younger generation to accept a police state and continuous surveillance.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 days ago (21 children)

I can’t imagine going to school like that bro.

Like is it scary and you always wonder if some lunatic is going to come and shoot it up or no?

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[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This was a troll account. It was a Dutch guy pretending to be MAGA to point out how arrogant Europeans are. He succeed thoroughly

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Is it arrogance when you're just correct?

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[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

You know what would be weird? A president of USA doing anything that trump's doing...

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (6 children)

And we don't have people walking around with guns (yet).

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

After columbine my school banned all black clothing. And forbid boys picking up sticks in case we used them to pretend they where weapons.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

I've seen security in European schools. Usually in the morning, due to congestion traffic concerns.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

I like how Lily tells us she's not worth bothering with in her username.

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