I've been playing it wrong all these years!
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2025
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I didn't think I'd get so much use out of this a week ago
TenForward is ~~leaking~~ expanding.
Probably both
Both indeed
I heard OP play. They stink.
When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!
*asspiece
Did you try it? Can you play us a fart please?
One time at band camp
(Ok, it's a transverse flute)
Longitudinal > Transverse 😉
For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads "Flowering Planter 7in Ass" and it gets me every time.
Just in time for band camp!
Sounds Boschian.
May your reeds never splinter.
have you tried plastics? i'm on my first one right now and i feel conflicted
I don't play any reed instruments myself so I have no idea of the actual difference it might have on the sound. Or if they would not splinter in a rectum.
Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?
Cleaning the spit trap is a shitty pain in the ass with this one..
Is this like a rusty trombone?
Toot-toooooot!
I'm proficient at that
Instant classic
I thought they just called it the oboe
For playing the brown note.
Way back in the 1920s, there was a guy who had one of those as OEM equipment for his fading vaudeville act