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AS someone Coming from a farm: Leave us the fuck alone with unskilled workers.

Modern farms are usually optimised to minimise the need for human workers. This means, that those that are needed need certain skills. A lot of the required skills can not be learned in a single year just from working on a farm. The only farming sector that still heavily relies on human workers are farms that produce vegetables. Always having to retrain your entire workforce every single year will cause problems and is not worth it for a lot of farms.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And they and their rich friends will find a way to pay their way out of it

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

They’ll each own one of the farms, and claim that means they work there every day already.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Are we also nationalizing the farms?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Only the losses!

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Next we kill all the birds!

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

As somebody that worked in a cornfield for minimum wage, it sucks. Your feet get heavy with mud, it's hot, the leaves give you "papercuts". One summer is enough to make you never want to do it again.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 103 points 2 days ago (2 children)

DEAL, however as these farms are worked by the public they should become owned by the public. And the harvest be distributed at-cost to the public.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

While we're at it, nationalize ~~Monsanto~~ fuckin Bayre I guess. Either that or stop letting them fucking copyright seeds.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Monsanto has not existed as a brand since 2018. The name of the new baddie is Bayer, who acquired them and got rid of thae name. Same shitty playbook, but let’s focus our anger on things that exist.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, haven't kept up with the ever-shifting hydra of corporations well enough I guess 🤷‍♀️.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 190 points 3 days ago (5 children)

100% guarantee that those who are proposing this will have some sort of exemptions for themselves and their oligarch friends.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 112 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is definitely proposed by someone who runs a farm and wants free labor.

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[–] CriticalThought@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Under this plan, would the farms be nationalized, or would people be forced to work for the profit of private farm owners?

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 35 points 2 days ago

You already know

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Free labor.

Gavin McInnes even said teenagers should be primarily used for this. This will also be the case when you realize how much child labor laws are being removed by Republicans.

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[–] JangleJack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That picture looks like a tobacco field, which is a dangerous crop to pick. Americans would quit immediately if forced to pick their own.

[–] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Supposedly an illness called Green Tobacco Sickness can occur from absorbing nicotine in the tobacco leaves along with heat injuries from working in the fields

https://www.osha.gov/green-tobacco-sickness

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I arguably hate Maoism the most of all popular authoritarian left ideologies. So it makes sense to me that irredeemably evil and stupid conservatives and fascists would unconsciously like it's policies.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Real farmer here(who has never voted red). I don't trust the average American not to completely fuck up any harvest and not to bitch constantly about the heat or dirt. It's bad enough hearing people who work in AC complain about the heat to me.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

Nationalized industry that always produces food at cost and pays all of its workers well and fairly would be a great idea so long as the people setting it up aren't completely untrustworthy fucks.

Oh wait

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 27 points 2 days ago

All "right wing" farmers parties are just agrarian socialists with racism and sexism.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 114 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Who's the "our" in "our farms" referring to? 👀

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 80 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Or, and hear me out here: We could pay people a competitive wage for their labor.

I understand the need for agricultural subsidies. The government inserts itself into the normal supply/demand process to protect the general public against a famine.

What I don't understand is why those subsidies don't seem to be flowing past the greedy hands of corporate farmers and into the pockets of farm laborers.

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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This but for the police force.

Turn the police into something of a militia, 80% made of constituents from that jurisdiction, picked at random à la jury duty (exemptions apply)

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

As a European I think it's a great idea for USA to enter your proposed perpetual state of civil war

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's an interesting idea, but a proper police force should consist of trained and capable people (unlike the current states one!), of which random selection will necessarily create it so that many are not.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is a terrible idea. You already see what happens when they’re “trained”.

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[–] Juice@midwest.social 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Bourgeois conservatives are obsessed with 20th century communism. The billionaire class has had its own vanguard since Prescott Bush. Steve Bannon calls himself a Leninist, though I'm not real sure what he means. The Republican obsession with culture war is influenced by Gramsci and his theory of hegemonic power. And the republican strategy of politically controlling cities through rural areas, as in "the country surrounds the city," is a component of Maoism.

Not saying there is an affinity between far right conservatives and communists, I don't believe that there is one. But 20th century communists' application of dialectical materialism uncovered new political dynamics through their work with the masses, and unfortunately the far right learned many of these lessons, though only as a way to gain power for themselves noy liberation for all; while democrats clung death like to liberal idealism and refused to learn anything from the left, since it is the dems job to oppose and keep power from us.

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[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So... Slavery with more steps?

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*Squints harder*

Ah, slavery.

But schools place way too much emphasis on academic results. You can be the smartest man alive, but you'll still be paying the "school thicko" to fix your toilet.

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[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I wonder how many rich kids will develop bone spurs?

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Nope. It’s slavery. They want to do a slavery.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

LOL, MAGA Communists.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 39 points 3 days ago (12 children)

This is what MAO did during the cultural revolution. Intellectuals and ‘professionals’ got sent to work in the communes. Hard to believe that MAGAts are asking for commmnist policies, but then the Kirk thing has surprised me in terms of the policies they want now. Since Kirks policies are no longer acceptable?

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Do serious farmers even want inexperienced randos picking their precious harvest though? I guess it might depend on the crop, but a lot of vegetables and fruits need the proper handling, or they'll be ruined or at least second-rate.

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[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Great. We all say this about the service industry, too. So since farming is your life blood you think its hard and people need to understand.

By that logic, everyone should be drafted for many different vocations to gain perspective on other people's careers.

Edit: Also it seems she's implying that someone else will pay the wages if she wants a draft. She wouldn't have to rely on imported employees if she payed a living wage to begin with.

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[–] jve@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Make America Great Leap Forward Again

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