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[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The point of this sign in case anyone is curious, is so that crackheads won't steal the roll of fiberoptic cable thinking it has copper in it.

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah this actually happens. One time most of Armenia got cut off from the internet cus a lady in Georgia cut a cable looking for copper.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sent this to someone and they pointed out the crack pipe. I didn't even notice. That would explain why he's stealing copper wire.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Moon lighting from his job as mayor of Toronto.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Al Gore invented plumbing.

i mean i'm shitposting right now ain't i

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Backhoe doesn't care, it will have its glass tube snacks sooner or later.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Image isn't loading for me but I'm guessing it's something like this:

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

My parents have one of those pests in their backyard. It damaged her ivy, and almost destroyed a bunch of other stuff. But it is a yellow variant, and more aggressive.

[–] DarthFreyr@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Similar, but my real question is why you have an explainer for the North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe but with a picture of a Northern Pipe-Cracking Excavator?

It was a high search result that I didn't have to turn off the VPN for and wasn't pixelfucked/watermarked to death. Close enough for this government's work.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 9 points 1 week ago

My mind somehow read "Backhaul” at first and I was confused AF for a moment there.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Buried Lines Matter

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Foolish cable you will not hide your secrets from me