Never had dinner try to fuck me before
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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I thought I was about to see a falcon murder a pigeon. But those eyes say "well it's not like I have many options..."
He's fucked either way.
She's out of your league, my guy.
Shoot your shot though, you never know until you try.
I can feel the horny. Sometimes? Ya never know unless you take the shot.
Me trying to talk to any girl
Me talking to the 6ft tall goth mommy hoping she'd make me her next meal
Gettin' some real Pepe Le Pew vibes, here.
"Holy shit, dinner's getting mighty uppity these days".
You can't put labels on love
same, little guy. big same
keeping shooting that shot Mr pidge
It seems like the falcon is tied to the rock and pigeon is domesticated.
Do your thing, you dirty bird. Don't have to be building a nest together if all you want is some falcon.
Good luck little buddy