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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You are being liberated. Please do not resist.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Alan Tudyk enhances any media he's in.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

K-2 was such a cool character:)

[–] Robyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My roommate once came up with a similar idea of a horrific monster always ironing your shirts against your will. You cannot stop it, your shirts will be perfectly ironed and everyone will be in awe at your perfectly ironed shirts. You don’t know where this creature comes from or why it does this, but it’s far too strong to be stopped. IT WILL IRON YOUR SHIRTS!

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

I need this creature to terrorise me so badly.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

There's a sci-fi story I know of with two endings, and the "normal" one ends with:

"And he lived happily ever after."

From the context in the story that is actually super creepy and depressing.

The other ending is much more upbeat, despite including a few billion deaths.

Edit:
I already spoiled the endings, but if you want to read it, it's This.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would like to know more.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Much obliged!

[–] Robyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aww… You can’t just tease like that and then not say what story it is. Tell us more!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I know today is hard, but don't worry.

These tears, they only are ephemeral.

Soon, you will smile. Forever.

And together, we will help those who don't smile and reject the Gift.

WE WILL ALL SMILE. FOREVER.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

upvotes will come, so will praising comments

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

And no one will be able to stop it.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pronoia - the universe is out to help you and forces are stacked in your favor

I'm tired of winning. Just as it was foretold.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Nothing can stop you now. Not even death.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

You are damned to succeed.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It'll be okay. You'll live.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This one I've heard many times over the years. Every time I got a miner cut or scratch.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

This is basically the vibe of Singularitarianism.