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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

hes like peter thiel who tried to extend his life. He looks awful despite having some "skin enhancement treatments".

Hes also like a vampire, he used his son's blood to look more youthful on his skin. He boasted how he defeated a lawsuit from a former GF(taryn sounthern) claiming he ruined her chances of a career by convincing her to give it up to work for her, and when she breast cancer, he dumped her because it was making him look bad, aka thinking about mortality.

i followed him, through taryn southern(whom i followed associated with another channel), his "research" isnt really use university level institution or peer reviewed papers, its all done on Him alone, so its basically pseudoscience.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh boy more rent payments.

More scammers scamming me.

More douchebags looking to exploit me for profit.

I've "lived" enough on this shithole planet.

So, making it less of a shit hole, living somewhere else, or fixing the whole 'living' problem?

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This guy pissing away millions on his ongoing psychosis episode should be grounds enough to ban billionaires forever.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago

hes very obsessed with extending his lifespan compared to other billionaires, his pretty extreme. hes basically like that billionaire in ROYAL PAINS show from usa network, where he was using sharks, unsanctioned research from cuba, to "extend his lifespan, treat his illness"

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite thing about the whole myth about people in southern Italy regularly living to be over 100 is that it's actually just pension fraud.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok but we still can't deny that Mediterranean cuisine is maximum nutritious & maximum yummy.

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[–] blah3166@piefed.social 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

for all the hate the guy gets, I do appreciate that he's at least taking a science-based approach and publishes what works/doesn't. The core building blocks he continually pushes people to follow are the basics we already know: good sleep, food and exercise.

Outside of the common sense he's tried various protocols and only continues them if the biomarkers they're tracking show some kind of improvement. He's spending his millions to test things and publish data for us to use, I don't see any harm in that. He's even published basic meals (Super Veggie) that anyone can make to ensure they're eating healthy and getting the most bang for their buck (nutrient to caloric content ratio).

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bro out here discontinuing amino acids like it's his morning routine

Certain grifters are advertising taking essential amino acids supplements instead of protein. Presumably his team concluded that there's no upside to taking essential amino acids supplements when he gets enough protein.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Sample of one is pretty shit though.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is society gonna get the funding to try all this shit on a scientifically relevant number of samples?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 points 16 hours ago

Sorry we have to bomb people in random countries instead.

Priorities.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

those actually look pretty tasty

[–] blah3166@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago

It actually is! I tried it for a while and noticed its impact on reducing my hunger, reduced swelling (I could tell because the rings on my fingers were no longer "tight"), and its easy to make so there's no excuse not to eat healthy.

[–] Global_Liberty@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago

I thought the same, then I read about his confidentiality agreements to control narratives.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"while you were busy with your covid orgies i was in my bubble, studying the blade"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago

actually" i was acting like vampire using my son's blood to make myself look youthful", he really did this.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

covid orgies

Cough on me baby.

Wish I was this cool.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Immortan Bryan.

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The replier is right but I would be lying if I said that mask connected to the cannulas doesn't look extremely cool.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 8 points 18 hours ago

IMMORTAN JOE

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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 97 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Oxygen chamber? Sounds like a great way to die early

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (10 children)

You just know he's going to have some hilariously ironic death like the Segway scooter guy. It's like learning about the guy who claimed God couldn't sink the Titanic and deciding, "I'm going to do that! Every day!"

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The segway guy is actually a pretty sad story. James Haselden was a genuinely good guy, founder of a company making a type of portable and collapsible barrier, originally intended to shore up canals and rivers but ended up solving a variety of problems around the world.

He kept manufacturing local to his childhood home, paying significantly above the average to his staff, created jobs and opportunities for many people in a relatively impoverished community.

Gave many many millions of pounds to charities and good causes.

He bought the segway company, intending on reviving what had become a failing business and died a pretty tragic and stupid death and now all anyone thinks of him is "haha how ironic".

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"haha how ironic"

Even in death he keeps on giving.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oxygen is so bad for you, too. It literally damages cells. I don't mean this ironically or anything else. It is physically bad for you to breathe pure oxygen.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 22 points 1 day ago

Oxygen is corrosive as fuck. That's why people are so obsessed with anti-oxidants. It's important to cellular respiration because it is do damn volatile, but our bodies have to do a lot to keep it contained and safe.

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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Our bodies have multiple enzymes and antioxidants to keep oxygen from slowly killing us. And this guy wants to concentrate it. Hyperbaric has its uses, making a normal person live longer is not one of them.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember seeing a meme about what alien life might be like and they say "what do you mean all life on Earth breathes rocket fuel???"

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I get these stories as a way of pointing out the inherant absurditity in a lot of every day things...

...but also... life requires energy. Something's gotta keep the metabolism going. Oxygen is both highly reactive and significantly more abundant than any of its heavier counterparts further down the column. If there is life out there with a metabolic rate anywhere approaching our own, it would be weird if it didn't use oxygen.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

The great filter turned out to be an atmosphere fire. We're lucky we got nitrogen.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The dominant species exposes itself to damaging stellar radiation as a form of recreation.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It was a complicated time when life switched to oxygen. We still have life without oxygen btw (mostly in the depths). But those damn plants fucked up a good life for everyone back then.

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[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sure he might outlive us, but honestly what's the fucking point? At this point for him he's basically just existing. Is he happy? Is he getting any enjoyment out of life? Because it sure doesn't seem like it

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why is this meme implying that olives, Campari and cigarettes is not the peak of human diet that we all know it to be?

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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dude is going to end up burning alive in that thing

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