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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 105 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can't have any dessert.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Silence brand, the cheaper off brand is speaking!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm more of an Excedrin guy anyway.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Isn’t that just Tylenol with caffeine?

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, would ypu happen to ve a Tylenolican then?

Greetings from the Nordics, Panannish guy here

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Tylenoutistic

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Paracetamol people

[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 points 3 days ago

This breaks the quote, though. (It's a play on "Black" and "African American")

@DarkCloud@lemmy.world this may answer your question if it was a real one 🤷‍♂️

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Tyler-nol from Flu Club?

”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm a proud Cold+Flu-Severian Acetaminomerican

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

Personally I'm a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

The rest of the world will call it Paracetamerican.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Why would autism be limited to Americans?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We have the original strain.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 23 points 4 days ago

The Prime Autistic

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hans Asperger was Austrian, not American.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He also killed a bunch of kids in the holocaust because he was evil

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They already said he was Austrian!

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not cool, not all Austrians are evil, my Sister for example is a very empathetic person

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Depending on how you define it, and by what set of moral rules. In my own set of coordinates, probably yes

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Empathy?! She must be the most evil

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

An evil sinner for sure, for she commits the sin of empathy on a daily basis

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Did she get bit by a moose?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

It's kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

I've seen Americans talk about people in Congo as "African-Americans".

So RFKjr is Anti-Acetaminophen-American

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Aceta-American for short (pronounced Ass-American)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 3 days ago

Ableist, smh

Unless you're an ass guy then I guess it's a compliment

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I see the minnow fin - american ☺️

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Uh, while there are ace people who are Acetaminophen american,
Not all us us Ace folks are Acetaminophen american.