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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 135 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Made a slightly adjusted version of the meme 😁

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago

I love everything about this trend and I am endlessly entertained

The camera lens isn't just bending light, it's bending reality itself. That's the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup's nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 days ago

We choose to do this, and the other things, not because it is easy , but because it is hard.

This is the other things.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I showed my wife at 14 and she was not impressed. At 20 she is impressed.

[–] ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wow, 6 years to appreciate puptart balancing. You are committed. ;P

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

That took me much longer to figure out than I would admit to in person.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you’re just going to skim over the guy having a child bride?

[–] ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Ehh, it could have been covered by Romeo and Juliette laws, or he married her later, so I didn't focus on it.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the quality shitpost I have come to expect now.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A shitpost so wholesome, of such quality, it has become a compost.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At what point does it become a grass roots movement?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You have to bring the seeds first

::Corn kernelling intensifies::

Updated the meme

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I never thought I'd live to see the day! One tall stack for borsois. One giant leap for pupperkind.

[–] r@piefed.social 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Impressive! Your dog is so cute! Also this might sound weird but I love how the puppy reminds me of a lamp. I don't know why lol.

ps: no that was not a typo for lamb. I actually do mean a lamp

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you, but sadly this is not my dog. I’m just a huge fan and want to share her amazing accomplishments.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

They go by Esperborzoi on FB. I know the dog’s name is Ora.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

at this point it's less about the dog's stability skill and more about the owner's stacking skill.

[–] Focal@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 days ago

I didn't even know we were trying.

[–] IronpigsWizard@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

I'm really proud of this dog.

That dog is tarted all the way up

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Your dog looks relaxed. I tried stacking toys on my pups head and he looked ashamed and uncomfortable.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but weren't we JUST at 14?!? What is even happening

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

Exponential growth

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Bet you can go to 25

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 3 days ago

The pinnacle of self control

imminently stackable borzoi.

I REQUIRE MORE

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Loooooong dog

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Ngl, when I was a kid, I thought that our neighbors Afgan was a monkey. I think because of the up curled tail.

Beautiful dog you have there!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

Absolutely in-fucking-credible!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This dog is so goddamn cute. What do you do with the pop tarts afterwards?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Save them for future stacking attempts

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

hell yeah, your dog is based, I couldn't do that shit

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Finally, the future is bright for mankind !

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

It’s been said too often, and too trivially on the interwebnets, but WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

More! We haven’t showed God what we are capable of!

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 6 points 3 days ago

Oh nice, now I want the same drawers chest and big mirror for my bedroom (dogo as well if that’s an option).

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

how many treats between attempts did you have to give it to get this far? lol

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is the best thing on the internet!

They're not wild berry, tho? walks off

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