Oh I'm sorry the adults have adult things to talk about, like how that person at work was rude to you, you don't know what this acquaintance meant when they said that unimportant shit they said, and you need to get gas and pick up skim milk tomorrow. So mature!

I'm 40 and married with a kid, and pity the adults who decided to "grow up." I make it a point to NEVER give my work life so much as a passing comment or thought the second I leave it. Life is ridiculous, nonsensical, gallows hilarious, and absurd, better to revel in that than actually be childish and play pretend it's harrumph a super serious undertaking I do declare.

Someone got turned down by a 31 year old goth pharmacy tech and is still mad about it.

I had a big titty goth gf. Now I just have a big titty wife who had to go dress shopping for a funeral because she no longer owns any black clothing

Bonus points if she likes the other works of Jhonen Vasquez!

I love all the tiddies, but prefer the smaller ones. The rest sounds great.

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By the way, women with smaller breasts: you're appreciated and loved. Don't get fooled by society telling you only monstrous milk bags are attractive. Everyone has their own taste and preference. And I'm not hitting on you, just trying to boost your confidence. In my own, dumb style💖

My big tiddy pharmacist isn't goth. Too bad.

this is factual. Married big tiddy goth girl. She loved Invader Zim and is a Pharmacy Tech.

Exactly. Where the fuck is the downside here? Sign me up.

Hell, sign me up twice. I can take it.