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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Any pharmacy techs or invader zim fans are welcome to hit me up regardless of goth or tiddy status

Any big titty goth girls are welcome to hit me up regardless of invader zim or pharmaceutical knowledge.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 23 hours ago

Someone got turned down by a 31 year old goth pharmacy tech and is still mad about it.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Oh I'm sorry the adults have adult things to talk about, like how that person at work was rude to you, you don't know what this acquaintance meant when they said that unimportant shit they said, and you need to get gas and pick up skim milk tomorrow. So mature!

I'm 40 and married with a kid, and pity the adults who decided to "grow up." I make it a point to NEVER give my work life so much as a passing comment or thought the second I leave it. Life is ridiculous, nonsensical, gallows hilarious, and absurd, better to revel in that than actually be childish and play pretend it's harrumph a super serious undertaking I do declare.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)

this is factual. Married big tiddy goth girl. She loved Invader Zim and is a Pharmacy Tech.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 12 hours ago

(Or her, of them, or whatever)

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 day ago

You lucky bastard.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Living the dream.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Bonus points if she likes the other works of Jhonen Vasquez!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Ah, back in the day when feverishly (therapeutically) drawing comics about a make-believe school-age homicidal maniac got you published rather than shot. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

JTHM will always haunt my dreams

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Keep painting that wall in the basement so it doesn't break through

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had a big titty goth gf. Now I just have a big titty wife who had to go dress shopping for a funeral because she no longer owns any black clothing

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like she's upgraded to "so damn goth AF it's nigh-invisible to normies" and that's awesome for her! (And you, no doubt) Get it, woman! 🤘🏼🐦‍⬛🖤

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This is the true level of goth. When you no longer give a fuck and you know wearing all black just makes you less anonymous, so instead you just wear blue jeans and a white t shirt to be as anonymous as possible and not conform to wearing the black uniform.

[–] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 9 points 22 hours ago

Quite a few of them/we/us end up in thrift shop/second hand/army overflow.

That makes it so very frustrating when one tries to determine if somebody is a nazi or an elder goth.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I love all the tiddies, but prefer the smaller ones. The rest sounds great.

Edit
By the way, women with smaller breasts: you're appreciated and loved. Don't get fooled by society telling you only monstrous milk bags are attractive. Everyone has their own taste and preference. And I'm not hitting on you, just trying to boost your confidence. In my own, dumb style💖

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the small titty 30+ goth girl pharmacy techs also like invader zim

Oh god, please give me their number.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My big tiddy pharmacist isn't goth. Too bad.

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

not at work

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. Where the fuck is the downside here? Sign me up.

Hell, sign me up twice. I can take it.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Keanu in the vampiresses' boudoir thought similarly, don't forget.