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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 276 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I appreciate the removal of the unnecessary censorship.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 153 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Un-censoring Facebook memes, the world is healing. <3

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nature, uh, finds a fucking way

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

"Hold onto your motherfucking asshole shits."
- Ray Arnold

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Funny you say that. Nature’s way is fucking.

From flowers to birdsongs, it’s all about reproduction.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thank fuck someone is uncensoring the censorship. I don’t want to live in 1984 anymore or under the modern equivalent of the Stasi.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 171 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you are a hero for adding "fucking" back

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

upvoted because of the censorship removal. Great job.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uncensoring meme posts is probably a good new use for AI to turn its efforts to I reckon

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

it takes five seconds in any image editor. how would this be a good use for ai?

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking love the fact you (or someone) uncensored it

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Why go to the trouble of putting a gray box when you could just have put a white box over the censorship scribble?

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

because i have no idea what i'm doing and didn't even intend on putting a box there.

[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Heroic effort, nonetheless

[–] Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you know why the way you did it is right? Because we know you did it. Your way shows everyone that you made an effort. You made a fucking effort and now everyone notices. Go you.

[–] cenzorrll@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't obliterate entries, correct in a way that the previous entry is still legible.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

any time. the one thing i can do is use frinkiac

[–] parody 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you!

When I see

funi

I wanna share anywhere, I hop on Google Images to look for the highest quality version (I might select the text in the image and copy it and paste it into the search).

Might have saved 0.006 seconds for you. So, over your lifetime, I've still wasted more of your time with this comment than you'll ever save... But anyway!

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How dare you force me to view this unredacted obscenity! Now I'll never make it to heaven you jerk

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...never make it to fucking heaven

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

that's the second best heaven i've seen

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

To show that there was the censoring in the first place. If they were to just cover it over it could just look like they replaced any word there (even though most would probably assume it was fucking anyway

This was is say, no, your censoring is dumb and imma put it the fuck back

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 weeks ago

Increases engagement.

[–] parody 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gigachad@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm happy they did it at all

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it was edited on mobile. Some mobile image editors are limited in what they can do

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago

So this is the next phase of censorship they instead of not censoring, we censor the naughty words and then just grafitti it back up?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Self checkout says otherwise, but yeah, lot of cameras.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those have cameras now. Walmart's will lock you out and call an employee over if it thinks you didn't scan something.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The one time I want to Walmart and did self check out I went quick like at the grocer. It scanned the item and the weight sensor couldn't keep up and I got locked out.

When the employee came he barely glanced at the register as he unlocked it and left but I saw it playback a top down view of the register along with my face shot.

Yeah. Lots of cameras.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

I found out about it when it actually caught me putting something in a bag without scanning it, because I was on autopilot and not paying attention to what I was doing.

But, like you, the employee didn't give a fuck.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, I know. And I know where to look to stare hard and assert dominance. Not gonna simp for any clanker.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

everyone boo real tony we got better tony right fucking here