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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 10 points 7 hours ago

The bees that live there:

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

enjoy the lyme. little dumbasses, suck my dick

- me who couldn't make a leanto in the forest because it's cold and there's bugs

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's cool. Mud daubers are extremely chill and will only sting you as an absolutely last resort. They also are great at keeping the spider population down. Which I'm a little torn on because I love spiders since they eat mosquitoes, and mosquitoes can fuck off and die afaic.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until you find thier storage area. It will be a rock that you overturn, or maybe a space between two boards filled with paralyzed spiders and other insects ... Google it if you dare.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

I will search that! Sounds cool. Why are there no giant mud dauber horror movies I wonder?

[–] shifty@leminal.space 232 points 18 hours ago (7 children)
  • Wasps not bees.
  • The wasps probably won't be able to emerge if the concrete dust sets.
  • Imagine being entombed by your parents. Born in an inescapable coffin.
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 113 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Born in an inescapable coffin.

Ah, so real life then.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 41 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, it certainly bears semblance to my first 9 months in solitary confinement, before the hag dragged me out from her wretched womb. Curse you vile woman!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

BigDanishGuy, I said no toys at the table.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 14 hours ago

This isn't a toy, it's a revolution! proudly waves the vibrator

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Full of spiders.

I hate cleaning these up because they're fucking spider piñatas. Yeah the spiders are dead by then, but just, fucking eww.

So there are 2 on my porch that desperately need to be cleaned up, anyone?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You still kinda have to smash them with a mallet.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Or even grosser melt them with a wet rag :(

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

nah fam i will pass

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 35 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, never heard them called mud bees. Only ever heard them as dirt / mud daubers, and they're very obviously wasps.

They don't hurt as much as you'd think, but you'll still feel it for a day or two

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

My grandma used to tell me they don't sting so I wouldn't freak out when one was near me. Little kid me was a gullible fool.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Lol my dad did the same. I never got stung tho and avoided some anxiety

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I'm ngl I also been told that and believed it. I don't really feel very gullible since I've never actually been stung by one? Even destroying their nests doesn't seem to make them aggressive.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

They can sting, but they (anecdotally) sting less readily than some other species of wasps. I've been around them all my life and never have been stung. But, I've never intentionally messed with them. On the other hand, I've been stung by a couple other species that were far less patient with my presence in their general area.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 14 hours ago

mud daubers usually are as far from aggressive as yellow jackets are assholes.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Does it come with a cask of good wine?

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 58 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Just wait until they build one on the back of a snail.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 43 points 18 hours ago

For the people less chronically online than apparently @Triumph@fedia.io and myself. https://lemmy.ca/post/52674587

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 33 points 18 hours ago

A bee-craft carrier?

My god…

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's a fun idea for a game. You're growing a bee colony that has evolved a symbiotic relationship with a species of snail. They feed and defend the snail, while they build the nest on the back.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 33 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You should check out the game Wandering Village. Its not bees and snails, but you do build a village on a giant beast that you can feed.

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That snail that will kill you on touch just got an upgrade.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

That reminds me there's a game called Shadows of Doubt! You are a detective in a dystopian cyber noir world where corporations run everything.

Anyway they just added a mode to have the damned snail always after you while you're trying to take on jobs and solve crimes

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago

I love this game. I highly recommend it.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

Typical mud wasps, a decade late to the crocs craze.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Metal bees.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Poor bees. That's got to be hurting them, right? Isn't concrete caustic?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine if it hurt, they would pick some other material.

They mix it with some material they produce, so it won't behave like pure cement. Also, after you mix it, concrete isn't caustic.

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[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 6 points 14 hours ago

Very, cement has a pH of around 11

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

that's some hardcore Resident Evil shit.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How long do we have till they discover reinforced concrete.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

7years. Nuclear weapons by 11years.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That’s a bit slow for a Factorio run, but impressive nonetheless.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Especially since they started with drones unlocked!

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago

Hey, I love getting sidetracked!

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago
[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 8 points 15 hours ago

Those are wasps, buddy, and it's going to get worse.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

if you get too close, they will poke you with tiny bee spears too

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