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[–] RaoulDuke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 180 points 1 week ago (21 children)

I honestly wouldn’t mind a thick phone if it also included aux port and larger battery.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR A PHONE THAT CAN BE MAINTAINED AND SURVIVE LIFE!?

sorry to yell. i just feel like i'm going crazy

[–] oce@jlai.lu 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Fairphone is the closest we have. It's trivial to replace battery and other components.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It doesn't have 3.5mm jack.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so long as the corners are sloped/rounded, phones can be like 1cm thick no problem, and i truly do not understand the obsession with thinner phones

our hands are curved, why do people want a bunch of empty space between the palm and the phone? might as well fill that space with battery.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That was basically how the pre-lenovo Motorola phones were all built. Take the Nexus 6 for example, the edges were really thin, only a few mm, but the back curved so at the middle it was nearly a cm thick.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That phone was a goddamn tank I dropped my Nexus 6 down a flight of concrete stairs without a case and by some miracle only the plastic on one corner was scratched. I stopped at HTC One down those exact same stairs and it disintegrated before it hit stair 3.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

objectively superior design

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its honestly all making me think I should build a palmtop and shove a 5g module in it. Screw text messaging (matrix), screw phone service (I'll just set up VoIP), who needs a play store when ive got apt repos.

I don't care if it feels like 2007 in my pocket. I'll stick an 18650 or two in there and swap it when I need to. I can even be more ridiculous and make the keyboard mechanical.

To answer your question before its asked, yes, there is plenty wrong with me. Still though.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If you get around to making two, I'll buy the second one off of you.

(Sent from my GPD Win Max 2...)

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just want a modern phone in the body of an iPhone 5S (with an edge-to-edge display instead of the home button)

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[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Though amusing, I feel it's worth noting this image had to go back over a decade—eleven years—to find an iPhone without a camera bump of some kind, and would have to go back 6 years to get a pro-level camera without a plateau of some kind.

I agree that a dual measurement should be included, body thickness and camera plateau, but it never has been, so here we are.

And to give credit where it's due, I have no desire to own an iPhone Air, but it IS a bit of astonishing engineering. They've used the plateau to provide a place for the logic board, and turned basically the entire body into a battery to preserve decent battery life. Love 'em or hate 'em, Apple has a world-class engineering team.

[–] warm@kbin.earth 43 points 1 week ago (13 children)

It's not really astonishing, that's Apple's marketing speaking. Phones have been thinner than this and the tech that Apple are using now already exists in many phones. Apple are great at selling something as new and innovative, their marketing is what is astonishing.

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[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

an amazing engineering achievement for sure, but i just wonder what consumer wanted thinner phones.

I'd buy an iphone immediately if they gave me a chunky phone that lasted a week on a single charge. now THAT would be an engineering achievement lol

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Apparently both this one and the Samsung one are selling well, so... Somebody does.

This has come and gone. Feature phones had their thin&light phase, too. And it suits the manufacturers because they're doing this work to make foldables anyway, so selling the thin candybar is a free side gig. Which is probably needed, because to riff on your point, what consumer wants to spend 2K on a bad tablet with a plastic screen that folds into a mediocre phone?

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm getting my pixel fold 10 next week 😭

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And if only if it was just 1 mm thicker, or maybe 2, the battery could have been user replaceable.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I miss replaceable batteries. I replace mine myself but current phones all glue in and do waterproofing so it's a real pain and it's never quite the same. Don't let people blame the form factor or waterproofing, though, a replaceable battery is always technically possible-- there's just no incentive for companies to do it.

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[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Love 'em or hate 'em, Apple

Sir, this is a Lemmy

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does this really sell phones? Why don't you make it match the camera bump, even just a little bit and give us back the aux and maybe more battery life.

Of course they won't do that because then they wouldn't have an excuse to force us to buy their expensive bluetooth earbuds.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

My new phone that I got as a gift doesn't have a jack. I'm so petty and frugal about it that rather than ordering a wireless earbud set, I instead ordered the cheapest jack to usb-c dongle I found that wasn't on Temu. It works a charm. I will NEVER buy wireless headphones.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thks is what happens when you let the marketing dept. have even a taste of alcohol.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Argh I hate those bumps. My phone has one and it can't lay evenly on any surface because of this >:(

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A lens (the bottom one that hits the ground first) cracked the first week I got my iPhone 16, setting it down on a glass table.

Its a hairline crack, but still.

And it was in a case, but the bump is so freaking big the camera barely sticks out.

Meanwhile my old HTC and Razer phones (and old iPhones) never had this problem... Oh, but I forgot, they were a millimeter thicker and non-rectangles, therefore unusable?

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[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My current phone has a slight camera bump but it has less thickness than the case so that's no problem for me. The thicker bumps are not acceptable IMO. Although I don't care quite as much about that as I do about the hole punch in the screen for a selfie cam. My current phone also has a bezel selfie camera like in the civilized old days.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It has slimmed down to a gentle flat plane ... and due to underground tectonic forces, a small ridge is forming that will grow to become a mountain range in future versions

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who let geologists out of the basement?

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Me, the world needs the bedrock support of a grounded geologist

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also,

  • iphone air: 156 x 74 x 5.64mm
  • iphone 13 mini: 131.5 x 64.2 x 7.65mm

How about bring back the best phone you ever made you cowards.

Meh, whatever, I'll just not buy a phone then. Should be the best choice for many other reasons too.

[–] chautalees@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i have been an Android user through and through. Don't want to give an enny to the giant oligopoly spearhead if i can help it...

Anyways, my colleague had bought an iPhone 6 an year after it was released. I remember to this day vividly, we were in the elevator, we were talking about it. He took it out, I held his iPhone 6 in my hand, and it was the most surreal experience I have had with technology up until that point.

It just felt Unbelievable, Unreal, to see a phone so lightweight, so thin, so compact, and not be a toy/downscaled dummy unit. Even the curved sides, which were aesthetically unappealing at first in photos, just clicked when I actually held the phone in my own hand.

It's been almost a decade, and still I feel like I have never seen a smartphone that had such a perfect in hand feeling.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't buy it because Android just had too much going for it and for my preference and use case, iOS never was going to be a consideration. But for a fleeting moment, I really envied my colleague for having one of the best feeling smartphones at the time.

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Until you put a protective case on it and it feels just like every other phone in a case.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I suspect its main purpose is not to be a product in its own right but a tech demo of half the thickness of a folding iPhone when it arrives. Being a niche product for early adopters and fashion victims to be seen with is a secondary purpose.

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[–] Corridor8031@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

I feel like this is another well planned marketing campain to have people talk about the new iphone etc.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure and since there is already a bump for the camera making it slightly thicker for more battery or a removable battery isn't ruining a perfectly flat surface.

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is kinda what drives me away from the Xiaomi 14/15 Ultra. Amazing camera, but even with a case it sticks out, and I drop phones all the time.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate camera.

My god, what even is this monstrosity

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It has a 1" sensor. I'm not unhappy with my S23's camera, but trying to hold a phone steady for 2-8+ seconds in low-light conditions is pretty awful.

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