pee-er pressure
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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pier pressure... walk the plank
I feel seen and humiliated.
exposed
It happened to me. It'll happen to you, too!
- J-Roc
Yikes! Y'all gotta eat better if your poop scrapes are cementing themselves to the bowl..
Damn!
It has nothing to do with diet and everything to do with experimental anatomy
I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.
Ah a classic beginner mistake. You have to dip your noodle in the toilet water first before you pee.
I was eating
so now we finally learn
If you're not using the toilet brush, please start doing so
Yeah, nothing beats a clean rectum.
Don't forget your anus paste!
I didn't know leaves had gender or competitions.
This monopoly game got weird as hell.
Defeated male lurks.
When all the lionesses are in heat and all want to be bred RIGHT NOW and multiple times (and will bite the scrotum of the solitary male to... stimulate him into action), then it's the hour for all the defeated males to shine.
Seriously, this is a relevant part of lion pride sociopolitics. It may also figure into why the dominant male tends to kill the cubs of the lionesses ~~when there's doubt as to their heritage.~~
When I researched alleged murder gangs of lion males there's not much evidence for them, but discovered insatiably horny lionesses (seriously) is the way defeated males get their day.
That's what the bum hose is for. It gets pressure
Plz, the brush