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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 221 points 1 week ago (8 children)

So, the champion of cleaning your room :

  • Is addicted to drugs
  • Can't keep a room tidy for shit.

Amazing.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I Jordan Peterson?

I fucking hope I'm not.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Jordan Peterson isn't a dumbass, he's a fucking idiot, completely different, dumbasses are fun and have redeemable qualities about them, we don't know what we're doing, but we're having fun doing it, fucking idiots are just miserable sacks of shit with no redeemable qualities at all.

But I could be wrong , I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore.

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lmfao that quote is incredible

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago

I cannot tell if this is a real quote or not but I really fucking hope that it is

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 14 points 1 week ago

Is this real ?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (33 children)

I don't like the man, he seriously sucks, but he needs an official wellness check. He's clearly becoming increasingly mentally disabled and things like this keep happening in his daughter's custody.

That's not a spiritual attack, it's mold induced pneumonia in a man with brain damage. He could easily be less capable of resisting the mold. Why the fuck was a man with brain damage trying to clean a moldy room without assistance‽

Like, seriously for all I hate the man I really get no joy from this, I don't want him taken away as punishment or anything, I'm mostly concerned for him. I don't think that the Peterson of a decade ago would be putting the Peterson of today in these positions.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My empathy is with the mold in this conflict.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How would you define mold? How would you define conflict? How would you define is? That's what I thought.

[–] spacemint_rhino@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

(Kermit voice) What do you mean by mold? Mold in the metaphysical interpretation is a the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves. Mold is the hidden predator that consumes even the dragon, the darkness that reflects the greater unknown that surrounds even the leviathan. If you take Moby Dick for instance, mold is the true antagonist, the great depths that surround and threaten both the protagonist, your physical self, and the whale, your metaphysical antithesis! It’s perplexing and I’m just on the verge of being able to understand it and perceive it, it’s right on the verge of my limitations to understand! tears up

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I mean seriously. What did the mold do to deserve being exposed to this asshole?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (9 children)

He absolutely would if he thought he belonged to one of the out-groups to be persecuted. This fucker has shown no empathy towards others and has played a big part in the rise of fascism we're seeing today. He deserves no pity.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago

Nah, fuck that fash, he's welcome to follow his leader any time.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I want him to die.

Fuck sympathy for these scum.

The world would be better off without him in it. Let him rot to death in mold and elder abuse, he deserves worse.

I’ll save my tears for the victims of his.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hes responsible for bringing men under gop/conservative influences, i saw an article on posted on reddit that he was paid handosomely by russia to spew his propaganda.

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

First Charlie Kirk and now potentially Jordan Peterson. What is this Xmas? 😂

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Was a Nazi spokesperson and gun advocate that got shot.

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Doesn't ring a bell? I guess I'll keep on living.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, I don't think it's mold. Or demons. Dude's 120% back on the benzos.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 42 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Benzos are super potent mast cell inhibitors, coming off that insane benzo addiction has probably highly sensitised his mast cells which signal for the immune system. Exposure to mold is a common trigger for those with mast cell related disease. As are many foods which he has eliminated

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

as well as a spate of neurological issues that have apparently left him unable to regulate his emotions.

How can they even tell? He is just like that.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He wasn't like that before the coma that he went to Russia to get induced to get off benzos. A decade ago he was just an old man who cried "authoritarianism" every time he was told he couldn't do something.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't it amazing this asshole got rich by spewing BS focused on "alpha males" and a full on "macho" attitude, yet they avoid any personal responsibility like it's acid.

It isn't the many drugs this guys has taken all his life.... nooooooo... it's a spiritual attack from someone else

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think it's more amazing that anyone could take "alpha male" advice from a guy who's this much of a wimp

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[–] bradv@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Regardless of whether it’s the mold, the diet, a spiritual crisis, or good old-fashioned demonic assault, we can only hope Peterson recovers. Sure, I don’t agree with him about anything, but this weepy, deranged, overemotional basketcase does more to discredit conservative thinking than an army of well-meaning social justice warriors, so I can only wish him a long life.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude is responsible for indoctrinating so many desperate kids that just needed any kind of direction. He is not discrediting conservative thinking. Is this author living under a rock?

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I really do think there’s a very definite before and after. At one point, he seemed to figure out exactly the cadence and wording that young men especially wanted out of a wisdom-dispensing fatherly figure. He got a lot of mileage out of whining about that one Canadian law proposal, at a time when transgendery things were (for better or for worse) less understood by most people. So even if you were sympathetic to them, there was a chance that what he was describing would raise your eyebrow. In my case I didn’t think I had anything against them, but he painted this picture of a law that could be easily abused, even if it was ostensibly in good faith. And he was careful not to comment on whether or not he thought it was one. Didn’t matter that the narrative he was peddling was pretty much fiction in the first place.

And then COVID broke his brain, and he very suddenly became terrible at hiding his power level. Part of his audience just knew him as that guy who wrote that book, but after selling increasingly political books titled “All you need to do to live (part 4, last one)” and “All you need to do to live (part 5, okay no this is the last one I promise.final)” that illusion also fell apart.

Right now most of the people who looked up to him at the time, even those who both still are (and even those who acknowledge) that they are right wing, think he’s lost the plot.

It’s not a great reassurance that those who let go of him may still have probably been swayed net-rightward by his stuff. But his spiral and widespread perception as a laughing stock, and as a clear example of lack of moral integrity on the right, is also a major piece of what he represents now. His red crying mug in his messy room has become a meme with a life of own. This is what he really is: a pompous, pontificating, fragile prick who can’t even use the good parts of his advice for his own sake. Even if it’s as simple as touching grass and cleaning up your shit.

I guess I’m technically an ex-follower of his.

At one point in my life, during his rise, I had a vaguely positive view of him, after he was presented as a guest on what was definitely not a conservative podcast (great moves Ethan, proud of you!). I even bought his book. I viewed myself squarely as an open minded liberal person, and saw him as just a moderate. Coming from a socially conservative part of the world, no alarm bells rang for me. But after continued learning, and meeting new people, I was able to rebuild a much more robust and morally sound view of the world and how it works. I recognized how caustic a lot of my beliefs, many that he confirmed/reinforced, actually are.

One of the few things I miss from the old site is /r/ExLobster, it was so enlightening to see how many others went through the same process I did with this guy. It also took the edge off the embarrassment I felt about falling into his world in the first place. I was just vulnerable to his shit at that point in my life, it was literally designed for people in my situation, and there’s no shame in picking yourself up and moving forward. And then COVID happened, in parallel with a multidimensional meltdown in my country, and while he put himself in a coma and cooked his brain, I was out there, supporting the medical system, doing charitable work and then mutual aid work, and I came out the other side with a radically new and solid foundation for my beliefs. A model of how society should run that ran counter to a lot of what he preached as common sense.

But you know what was the tipping point for me? It’s a very silly little thing I saw, and I don’t recall particularly when. Probably while I was still a bit in it. I always used to intentionally avoid his subreddit because I thought I was an enlightened centrist (finding the good in his work but not uncritically engaging with it) who was above those weird right wingers who dominated that community. But I opened it on a whim once. And someone was asking about “Jordan-Peterson ideology compatible Anime”. Not sure what the exact words were. But there you go. Sometimes you need to see a word salad like that to see how ridiculous the company you’re keeping actually is.

I think he’s a fascinating case study of the grift economy. I genuinely think that if he was truly the conservalib old-soul psychology professor with an interest in the way Christian theology and vague folktale cosmology influence modern worldviews and narratives, he would definitely be someone I’d pay attention to. At least for his areas of expertise. I still yearn for someone like that to exist. Shitheads should not monopolize any topic.

But we know now that he was always mad as a hatter, that he was trying to get famous a decade before he actually did, and that his actual beliefs don’t deserve an iota of public recognition. That the ways he couched them are the sum total of what he was bringing to the table.

The mythological Jordan Peterson isn’t necessarily a bad guy, the original character, as played in like 2016. The actual one is a pathetic, and now failed cult of personality grifter, an enabler of great evil.

I hope he feels a fraction of the pain he has caused before he kicks it.

Edit: changed some things to be less winding.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh good, the spells are working. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Etsy Witches are on a roll lately

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The last No Kings protest in my town literally had a coven of witches standing in front of the courthouse casting hexes on Donald Trump. It was pretty legit.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dear mold, please do JK Rowling next. Thank you 🙏🏽

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 week ago

So much for “clean up your room”.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 31 points 1 week ago

I love how much his grifter daughter is trying to kill him. Dragon of chaos goes hard

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 30 points 1 week ago (13 children)

THE WITCHES STRIKE AGAIN

seriously contemporary media is just as stupid as it was in early puritan colonialism. Why.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he should clean up his room.

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[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ok, which one of you jokers paid the Kirk witches to hex this guy?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was the Antifa Spiritual Warfare division.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never wanted him to get sick. I just wanted him to stop forcing his opinions on the public. Can't he just holler at the TV like most older folks?

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First JKR, now JBP. I'm starting to see a pattern with these career pseudointellectual transphobes and black mold.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

*Looks around my rotten rental* Oh shit... am I a transphobe?

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Given that this guy wrote about a dream he had wherein his grandmother grabbed a fistful of her pubes and stroked his face with them while asking him to comment on how soft they were, I think we can rule out demonic attack. They may be the minions of Satan, but even demons would be like "bro, what the fuck?!?"

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh man, first kirk and now maybe peterson too? oh please let christmas come thrice this year!

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Man I hate crackheads, so it's OK to do drugs as long as you're "in". OK.

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