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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She totally looks like she's in mourning with the couture black dress and $1,000+ hair cut.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You could tell how sad she was on his podcast vowing to unleash a storm on the democrats or whatever bullshit she said. Genuinely brain dumped it.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I get a Temu Rapunzel vibe from her

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Will they also introduce a song about him, like Horst Wessel got?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Hooooly shit, Charlie Kirk died!?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yup, shot right through the neck while spewing racist bullshit at a university. As someone who campaigned for bringing back public executions, his wife and kids were there to witness, exactly how he wanted it.

Can you believe that the little shit was only in his early 30s? I thought he was at least a decade and a half older. Hate ages you more quickly.

[–] Libertus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope so, since they buried him.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Well... either way...

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

Where is Lee Greenwood with his banger for Ol' Kirk? God Bless Charlie Kirk maybe?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

The freedom to be an asshole, specifically.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's number one with a bullet!

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it!

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

The real freedom is the one we got from CK's nonsense

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

They're all just like Charlie Kirk. They are all domestic terrorists. And I haven't even gotten to what outsiders say about them!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was kind of uncomfortable as the medal is hung from the neck...

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should've been hanged from the neck (not intended to invite any violence)

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

I may or not have implied a bit of that, yes.

[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

the White House awarded a white nationalist Christian fascist. doesn't matter what it really means; the fact it was done at any level is appalling.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is the biggest power grab he can attempt after not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Medal of WTF!?!?

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