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And that’s basically it!
To be serious for a moment, he doesn't believe that for a second.
He's just bullshiting to further the false narrative that his fascist regime is pushing as they continue deploying the military against the american public and other opponents of fascism.
“nekkid terrorists…on bi-cycles!!!”
US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy
Poor wittle snowflake
Pffft, snowflake.
Perhaps what Speaker Johnson is saying is true (who am I kidding?). The political violence from "the Left" has been such a nothingburger that the most henious thing that he had seen thus far is a cycling group with a few naked people. Write that down as public testimony for the state attorneys' cases.
Yeah I thought tuffs as well. It’s the most threatening thing he’s seen because there hasn’t been any other threatening things.
Pinching a ball on a bike seat is a clear and present danger on a naked bike ride though.
Must be a candy ass life, then.
I bet he thought so. Had to report to his son about it.
Careful, men - those guys are packing!
Just wait till No Kings II. We're going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.
“Flood the zone with shit.”
Well we just found out who doesn't pay attention to their security briefings
Or those are all things he wants to happen....
He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.
His protection of pedophiles is the most threatening thing I’ve ever seen.
sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I'm sure you've never seen naked people before
What a pussy. You live in a state with alligators and this is the most threatening thing you've ever seen? What a loser.
Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, "they're very threatening!"
Has he seen the school board meetings about banning books?
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Okay, this isn't nottheonion
Damn, he must never get out of his house then
I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve... or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.