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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 109 points 11 months ago

I would have never read healthy burgers.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Likewise; it's an oxymoron

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 50 points 11 months ago

i definitely prefer my burgers healed

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago

The power of bacon compels you

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit

[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 11 months ago

ya need that surface area for flavor!

[-] Clubbing4198@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Hope it'll get better!

Take care!

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

Joke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Looks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.

[-] zephr_c@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be grill'd. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they're fucking horrible burgers.

It's the 'cool hipster vibe' that got them liked.

[-] hitmyspot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.

Personally, I boycott. It's much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -5 points 11 months ago
[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

[-] cheezoid2@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

[-] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 11 months ago

DON'T BUR. OPEN GERS.

[-] someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

THE POPE HAS SPOKEN

[-] steakmeout@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.

So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.

this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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