What if I don't drink coffee?
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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Straight to the gulags!
The tea is absolutely the superior drink.
I wholeheartly agree
I drink both, does that make me some kind of filthy centrist?
No, mixing coffee and tea together and chugging it while claiming that it’s the superior drink would make you a centrist.
Thank you, I've almost retched at the idea.
I was just going to ask this lol
N-no you take it back! I'm not a lib! I'm not a lib!
As a fellow not-lib, I concur! Lets have some lattes and then go burn down a police station or five. (for the feds reading, that was a joke, calm down)
As a fellow "liberal", all I can say is that I'm glad to not count myself among all the trots in my workplace. Rest assured, it could be worse!
You’re fancy!
Oh the machine is not at home. It's at work. The team I'm in pooled together and bought one
I, on the other hand, do have one at home. I bought it during lock down because my schedule shifted at the time to having to wake up around 4am. The amount of caffeine I needed to survive that change meant that it was a worthwhile investment because making my own meant that I was spending significantly less per latte compared to the local coffee stand, thing paid for itself in under a year easily.
Understandable
Anarchists make cowboy coffee over a campfire, claiming to enjoy drinking the grinds.
Wasn’t one of the many uses of burlap designed to circumvent that? You course use it as a water, and by extension coffee filter, in a pinch to remove sediment and large contaminants.
mls drink lightly colored shit water instead of coffee? that doesnt seem right. idk only aes country i know enough about to say is Cuba and there u WILL find a minimum of 1 italian style coffee maker in every home.
They’re called moka cups
what am i if i drink iced coffee
He’s outed himself! He’s a PatSoc! Get him boys!
take that back 
See he's getting aggressive! That proves his guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt!
My detector is fine tuned to picking up mentions of the fascistic “Iced-Coffee” abomination! /s
No, patsocs drink instant coffee
What if I drink instant iced coffee?
Nah, that’s libertarians because the evil government shut off their electricity and water after not paying the bill for 4 months.
are you.. perhaps.. ya know.. attracted to the same gender as yourself?
yes 
I extract the caffeine through food-grade ethanol, concentrate it in a rotovap, combine it with a thickener and surfactant, whip it and serve on top of a slice of bagel.
What flavour am I?
this is the posadist method for coffee preparation
I thought that posadist coffee would involve putting iced coffee in a microwave to enjoy all of the radiation.
you are just a nerd
What if I use a stovetop kettle to pour hot water into Jacobs instant coffee?
Yes, except with an electric kettle and a different brand. The most proletarian option
I don't see an Aeropress or Turkish on there.
Meanwhile I'm over here drinking another verification can for my caffeine...
TIL I'm a Hoxhaist...
Ain't no way a Hoxhaist is reading the French Press
Aeropress gang
I only drink soda and I pour it from my 1950s-style soda fountain.
I don't drink coffee
I use a French Press, but I don't like the Stalinism