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[–] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What if I don't drink coffee?

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Straight to the gulags!

[–] KlargDeThaym@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The tea is absolutely the superior drink.

[–] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I wholeheartly agree

[–] Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I drink both, does that make me some kind of filthy centrist?

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, mixing coffee and tea together and chugging it while claiming that it’s the superior drink would make you a centrist.

[–] KlargDeThaym@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you, I've almost retched at the idea.

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I was just going to ask this lol

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

N-no you take it back! I'm not a lib! I'm not a lib!

[–] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

As a fellow not-lib, I concur! Lets have some lattes and then go burn down a police station or five. (for the feds reading, that was a joke, calm down)

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

As a fellow "liberal", all I can say is that I'm glad to not count myself among all the trots in my workplace. Rest assured, it could be worse!

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh the machine is not at home. It's at work. The team I'm in pooled together and bought one

[–] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I, on the other hand, do have one at home. I bought it during lock down because my schedule shifted at the time to having to wake up around 4am. The amount of caffeine I needed to survive that change meant that it was a worthwhile investment because making my own meant that I was spending significantly less per latte compared to the local coffee stand, thing paid for itself in under a year easily.

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Understandable

[–] davel@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anarchists make cowboy coffee over a campfire, claiming to enjoy drinking the grinds.

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wasn’t one of the many uses of burlap designed to circumvent that? You course use it as a water, and by extension coffee filter, in a pinch to remove sediment and large contaminants.

[–] Flamingoaks@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

mls drink lightly colored shit water instead of coffee? that doesnt seem right. idk only aes country i know enough about to say is Cuba and there u WILL find a minimum of 1 italian style coffee maker in every home.

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

They’re called moka cups

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

what am i if i drink iced coffee

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

He’s outed himself! He’s a PatSoc! Get him boys!

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

See he's getting aggressive! That proves his guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt!

hitler particles detector

My detector is fine tuned to picking up mentions of the fascistic “Iced-Coffee” abomination! /s

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No, patsocs drink instant coffee

[–] OrnluWolfjarl@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

What if I drink instant iced coffee?

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Nah, that’s libertarians because the evil government shut off their electricity and water after not paying the bill for 4 months.

[–] ProbablyKaffe@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

are you.. perhaps.. ya know.. attracted to the same gender as yourself?

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I extract the caffeine through food-grade ethanol, concentrate it in a rotovap, combine it with a thickener and surfactant, whip it and serve on top of a slice of bagel.

What flavour am I?

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is the posadist method for coffee preparation

[–] relay@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I thought that posadist coffee would involve putting iced coffee in a microwave to enjoy all of the radiation.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

you are just a nerd

[–] Imnecomrade@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What if I use a stovetop kettle to pour hot water into Jacobs instant coffee?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, except with an electric kettle and a different brand. The most proletarian option

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 5 points 2 years ago

I don't see an Aeropress or Turkish on there.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile I'm over here drinking another verification can for my caffeine...

[–] SadArtemis@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

TIL I'm a Hoxhaist...

[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ain't no way a Hoxhaist is reading the French Press

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Aeropress gang

I only drink soda and I pour it from my 1950s-style soda fountain.

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I don't drink coffee

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I use a French Press, but I don't like the Stalinism