Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging

Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.

Clean Latifah

Colonel Dustard

I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.

We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.

Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.

Chaos

It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".

Clean Elizabeth

Steve McClean

Geoff.

It's a dependable name.

Mark Suckerberg

I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"

Optimus Grime

Mine is Succ Boi

Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.

Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady

I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.

Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. 🫡

Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.

Rosey

Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.

Wesley Crusher

Helper, like Venture Bros

R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.

We have two.

Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.

Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons

Rocinante

I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.

Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "Sün" is hedgehog, "süni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)

Scuba Steve and Dusty Dan

Shoegaze

Rusty McDusty

Bilbo Bagger

Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes

Moe

Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E

Sir Cleanalot

Kolanaki

(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.

Wheatley

Gretha, because she cleans up my environment