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[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 113 points 11 months ago

X for doubt.

There's no way someone survives something as big as a butt plug moving from their arse to their chest at near the speed of sound. You might as well put their internal organs though a juicer and see if they survive.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 69 points 11 months ago

'speed of sound' is clearly an exaggeration...

MRI machines have some pretty powerful magnets, but they still won't accelerate anything to the speed of sound, let alone an object held reasonably securely and only within the space of ~12 inches.

It's not a particularly large or sharp object; I could see it being pulled through the inside of a chest cavity mostly pushing stuff out of the way. Definitely 'major injuries' though.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I would guess speed of sound is the upper limit of what MRIs can accelerate small metal objects to. So it's easy shorthand for an author who didn't know anything about MRIs before writing the article to reference. obviously something so large and inside a human would not accelerate to those speeds.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Surely "speed of sound" must be an exaggeration, i don't see the object reaching mach 1 and then stopping within such a short distance.

Plus they happened to be in a hospital, so chances of survival are maximized.

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

weird that they happened to be in a hospital, tho

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, some crazy people want to have their MRIs at a hospital rather than in the woods like you're meant to. Takes all kinds i guess

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I want you to realize the human ass can spread up to 7 inches. Oh course this can happen and they survive.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 95 points 11 months ago

I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 11 months ago

It's a buttplug... Vibrating isn't much of a warning, and it's hard to be reasonable when you're about to cum.

[-] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 11 months ago

A 100% silicone buttplug shouldn't vibrate

[-] MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

What am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I feel like you've made a great T-Shirt here...

"It's hard to be reasonable when you're about to cum."

[-] ma3ve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 11 months ago

Thanks for ruining butt plugs for m… my friend… 👀

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 11 months ago

More ruining MRIs rather than butt plugs for me

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

Get a metal plug anyway! The Njoy PurePlug is the best plug.

[-] farfarawaay@sh.itjust.works 52 points 11 months ago
[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

diminished glutes

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Peggy, I can see your whut-nots...

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 11 months ago

This isn't real please stop spreading misinformation

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There is an FDA report on it. There is nothing saying that it is a hoax or that it is fake.

If you're going to claim something is fake then I highly recommend you actually provide sources to back yourself up instead of this weirdly aggressive accusation based off of, seemingly, literally nothing.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 11 months ago

It's also just not how MRIs work. The magnet is on before the patient is in the room. They would be injured before the scan. The fda incident is likely heating due to eddy currents in non magnetic metal which is more in line with the injuries people sustain with their rings and shit when not removed. Like why induction stove has magnetic interlocks else wedding ring cuts finger off

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 16 points 11 months ago

So it's just another clickable lie, because of course it is, it's too perfect. I can't fact-check everything and it's a bad use of time if I have to.

I gotta get off of social media entirely, I can work with fiction presented as fiction but it's just an endless firehose of lies from people who think they have a god-given right to lie as much as they need to, on every platform. The AI thing is just getting started. I lost track of reality several months ago, and that's not supposed to be some sort of jokey joke.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 11 months ago

you can't prove a negative. How do you prove something didn't happen.

Read your own link, no attached image, no mention of internal hemorrhage, no mention of material. The misinformation post might be inspired by this but that image isn't real.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago

Last I saw was that the incident is real, but the image and associated text are not real. But can't remember where I read about this.

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

"Although MDRs are a valuable source of information, this passive surveillance system has limitations, including the potential submission of incomplete, inaccurate, untimely, unverified, or biased data."

https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfmaude/search.cfm

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago
[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 months ago

No snopes says:

Although we couldn't determine with certainty whether this claim was accurate/authentic, we observed it had at traits often indicative of misinformation:

The account itself later referred to the tweet as a "shitpost," which is a post that is deliberately absurd, provocative, or offensive, according to Merriam-Webster.

Using the Internet Archive, we found the viral image in a since-deleted Reddit post from April 8, 2023. The post was titled "MRI to CT." The caption included in the post claimed the patient said they didn't have metal on them, but that the material inside the butt plug had metal balls.

The screenshot of the text wasn't included in the post. We could find no social media posts about the claims that came from anyone with the name mentioned in the text as the lawyer representing the person.

They further point out the fda report predates that post by 1 day so it could be inspiration for the joke or maybe real but no confirmation and then explain a bit about MRIs.

So basically they can find no primary sources, lots of evidence of a lie, but no primary source claiming to have made it up.

[-] sickpusy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

You can always treat stuff as science fiction and enjoy regardless. What's the harm!

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 months ago

Increasingly large segments of society are losing their grip on reality. Distinguishing fact from fiction requires practice if it is to work when it matters.

Just look at OP asking me to prove a negative, something literally impossible.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 11 months ago

A lot. Imagine antivax and flatearther use your argument when caught lying.

[-] batmaniam@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Man, I could be wrong but I swear the flat earth started as a joke like the whole "birds aren't real" thing. But it had a more intellectual thought excersizey angle like "tell me why the earth is round". I know for a fact that's how my earth science teacher used it getting into how to structure a testable hypothesis and the scientific method. I wonder everytime I see flat earth shit when exactly he had to retire that one. It's to bad because it was great then.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, iirc Qanon start as a 4chan joke that got seriously bad too.

[-] _Cid_@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Thats technically an anal coil gun

[-] CabbageColonialist@iusearchlinux.fyi 28 points 11 months ago

He got railed though

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

I can't fathom trusting anyone besides a medical professional enough to leave any sort of "black box" foreign item inside me while having an MRI.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago

anal rail gun sounds like a gwar album

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

The world's deadliest torpedo.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Buttpedo

Or

Tearpedo

But now that I have written it, it sounds like some specialization of the pedo class humans, da fuq, I am going to sleep.

[-] Toes@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago

Have a good night

[-] DrPop@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

Very valid lawsuit for a deviant.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

This post reminded me of the fact that there was a local punk band when I was a kid that had an awesome song called "vibrating buttplug." I wish I had a recording of it.

[-] seang96@spgrn.com 7 points 11 months ago

Should have walked in backwards for a safer test.

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Wonder how it would feel to have it ripped out at that speed

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

He might be an attorney, but it isn't certain, but instead estimated to be one.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

"I dunno, homeboy just started yelling at me that he was gonna sue and using all this... this fuckin' post hoc and calling me ipso fatso. I'd estimate he's probably a lawyer. Anyway, I was like 'habeas corpus, well maybe it's Morpheus and take your butt-plug bullet with ya!' You wanna get an MRI? Empty your prison pouch!"

[-] niisyth@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Doubt a flare helps much when it's being propelled by such a strong magnetic field.

[-] CabbageColonialist@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 11 months ago

Makes it more like a hollow-point

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago
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