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So this is the guy who caused my generation to be unable to afford houses
Who?
If anyone bought avo on toast to the world it was that entitled fuck who said to stop buying if we wanted a house.
I never heard if him until this post and I'm Australian
I didn't even know about avocado toast until it was used as a joke. Then I tried it and holy shit it slaps.
Gimme dat good fats boi!
Avocados literally grow on trees.
Ok?
And money don't, so clearly avocados are better than money.
Thus dies the man who made home ownership impossible for millennials
/s
The man who singlehandedly stole all the bootstraps
How? Honest question, i have no idea who this is
Several years ago, some silver spooner said we would be able to buy homes if only we didn’t blow all our money on things like avocado toast.
I thought it was some nobody but apparently it was TIME Magazine.
Yikes I have given them far more credibility than they have deserved.
Hey hey some clarification required
The chef about avocado and the millionaire about avocado are not the same person
Tis a joke, some banking person said millenials wouldn't be poor if they skipped avocado toast
Did he really though?
Sliced or mashed avocado has been eaten on some sort of bread, flatbread, or tortilla (often heated or toasted) since humans first started consuming bread and avocados, and before any documented or written history.
According to The Washington Post, chef Bill Granger may have been the first person to put avocado toast on a modern café menu in 1993 in Sydney,[9] although the dish is documented in Brisbane, Australia, as early as 1929
I think “to the world” in this context means to a larger audience of people who had never heard of it before and didn’t live in a area where it was a common thing. So possibly yes. Or maybe no. Probably a shared effort either way.
since humans first started consuming bread and avocados, and before any documented or written history.
So how do we know if it's before documented history?
When you try to read the epic of gilgamesh and the first 5 pages describe how to pick ripe avocados smh
But that's documented?
The story doesn't really work out? I mean if he started his first restaurant at 24 how could he have launched his chef career 3 decades after dropping out of art school?
Further if art school is supposed to be college level he barely even stayed alive long enough to live three decades post dropping out...
I thinks it's bad punctuation or grammar
He launched his three decade chef career after dropping out of Art school
That makes sense. But that is a really piss poor sentence.
Especially since it's literally "Who launched a chef's career over three decades after dropping out of art school"
That s on decades and "over" kills any ambiguity, but a comma after decades would make it passable, a semi colon and changing to "; after he dropped out of art school" would make it crystal clear.
AI can't do grammar like in the old days
Pepperidge farm remembers
I hope when I grow up I can one day own an avocado of my very own!
Serving breakfast at one large communal table sounds like a cool idea actually.
The real treasure was the avocados we met along the way.
Guess its not that healthy
Oh it is, but it's an entry level drug. Soon you'll be deep frying snickers and slow cooking an entire pig.
Isnt deep fried mars bars a thing somewhere i think?
I'm pretty sure they're mandatory in Scotland.
Mars bars aren't generally available in the US.
They are, they're just called milky ways
It's a milky way with a soft caramel layer, also the nougat is a bit different. Honestly they're better battered and deep fried, it's like it's wrapped in a pancake and melted. Maybe a corndog batter is similar - it looks similar - but I've never had one. Anyway you should never eat one because it's not food, it's poison with calories.
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Oh yeah, forgot about that! Changed "Midwest fairs" to "Scotland" 😁
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Well if they eat enough of the fried mars bars, you can then roll them into the sauna and you have slow cooking pig
In my state fair you can purchase deep fried butter.
How do you deep fry butter… i mean you drop it in the frying oil and poof? Or is it coated in teflon or something?
Freeze it and batter it, it's surprisingly easy.
Coated in batter, and most likely chilled also. Like eating a pancake with a butter center.
Oof… poor arteries
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