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Literally a virus (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 90 points 10 months ago

Efficient shapes are efficient, okay?

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

Get outta here with your ditry logic!

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

The defensive comments are hilarious. Hitting a little too close to home, pathogens? lol

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Literally Morpheus getting facepunchpilled by Agent Smith.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 40 points 10 months ago

Almost as if certain shapes used less material and were stronger

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Next you'll tell me Trees and Rivers share a similar structure because water flows efficiently in specific ways.

[-] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Dude so many of you are just fucking incapable of seeing it as a joke, it's supposed to make you chuckle, not go "well actshually". This isn't a legitimate argument, this isn't something scientific article, just fucking chuckle or don't, ffs

[-] Poxlox@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Well Ackshualllyy it's spelled ackchewallheee

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Thanks for clarificiticashin

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

just fucking chuckle or don't

Then...what would be the point of the comment section? People know it's a mediocre joke, so there's really not much else to discuss. Without the discussion, why even visit Lemmy at all? I dont get why you would be sour about people drawing inferences and discussing them. You saw the joke and apparently you don't think there's anything else to discuss. Okay. So why are you even here?

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

You don’t get to point out flaws in human superiority then hide behind “just a joke bro”.

Take your xenophilic ass on the next rocket ship up, species traitor!

Terra Eterna!

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well yeah, they look the same because they solve the same problem. How to transport stuff safely from A to B.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

humanity is a disease, Mr Anderson. And I am the cure.

[-] HKPiax@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Ah, the famous satellite “half of a Saturn V rocket”. You donkey

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Are you new to shitposting? Because I am, make a how-to.

/s

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 10 months ago

Earth is developing a fever as we start shedding viruses.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

"You spread like a disease!"

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

Jeez. You must be an old fart to know that classic 😁

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Wait how old before you're an old fart vs just normal old? I watched this movie when I was a kid. I'm just going into my 30s I need to know...

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

We have become the old people… PS3 is considered… Retro

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Oh no, I stopped playing consoles on PS2 and the 360... I haven't even played on a PS3

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Better question, what makes someone an old fart vs just a regular fart?

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I suspect it's about the trust-factor.

You're definitely an old fart of you can't trust then to be safe. I don't know how broad that window is however, and while mine are still very trustworthy I suspect there's a long 'sunrise period' where we lapse into old-fartness.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yes, very much so.

[-] _Sprite@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Nah man, this is fucking gold! It's novel, very shit-postey, cynical and doesn't rely on recent it established trends (oil / beans etc).

This is top tier in my book!

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

ah yes: basic shapes found almost everywhere, and thing with legs on its base because its landing on something. The connection is clear

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

This is actually huge if true 🤔😯

[-] Demuniac@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Not really, it just proves the shapes we chose were effective.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It was just a joke, lol. "Big if true" is a common ironic phrase

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

matrix vibes

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