That's disgusting. Why aren't there any ads on the cliff walls?
I'll never understand why we don't advertise using the surface of the moon.
Most types of radiation including light exhibit the inverse square law so thankfully it's too unfeasible at the moment.
Reminds me of “Z comme Zorglub”, by André Franquin, 1961: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/e7/b2/02e7b2230b42d997e331f2717b3e11f8.jpg
This is suggested in a couple different classic science fiction stories:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_Jupiter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sold_the_Moon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venture_to_the_Moon ("Watch this Space")
Let's pave paradise and put up a Walmart parking lot!
Oh man, just imagine: everyone living in those skyscrapers could work at that Walmart!
Being the U.S, there's basically zero chance that it would be high-rises. Instead, there would be McMansions. Also a lot more parking lots
The McMansions are on the cliffs above. The high-rises are for the workers.
McMansions are for workers. That's how they got their name. Big like mansions, but built as cheap as possible so that they're (relatively) affordable.... Until they start falling apart in 15 years.
All those people in the towers just work at the giant Walmart, which is now the attraction.
I mean fuck it, we've already exterminated entire biomes of species who dared to exist where we wanted strip malls, what's another pretty geological formation?
We might be the worst neighbor in the entire universe, because we handily win that title on Earth.
Nowhere to park here 😡
Must be from California, loves to build on flood plain instead of high ground.
There's actually a settlement down there already, they have to get their mail delivered by pack mule from the top of the canyon's post office
But this has a massive Walmart!
What's the Amazon deliver time?
They just throw it down the side of the cliff
The mail is all junk mail! Extended warranty on my mule??
I threw up in my mouth a little
Seriously though. We Europeans joke about the US a lot, but one thing I'll always envy/admire is your National Parks. You have to protect those at all costs.
If Trump gets back in, they'll all be leased for oil development.
Okay that is not the Grand Canyon. The is the Vermilion Cliffs which is just up river from the Grand Canyon NP.
Flash floods?
I know this is just a joke, but having at least an "alpine" or "mountain" coaster down to the bottom could save many lives.
A big zipline
It’s got city water and a sewer line - looks like a Walmart waiting to happen
A) It's a National Park and you wouldn't be able to have a city esp with a Walmart on a National Park.
B) Like 90% of Arizona is untouched wilderness and undeveloped. Why would you want to develop at the bottom of the GC when you could develop literally anywhere else in the state? The cost of transporting construction materials, given that there aren't any roads from the surface to the bottom, not to mention logistics for people living and working in the Canyon, would be astronomical.
Not to mention that if it rains it becomes a big swimming pool
Yeah but 'Canyon Condos' is a great name, sooo.. /j
This is AI generated, I can tell by the pixels and having done many AIs in my time
You mean there isn't a real Walmart in the Grand Canyon?
Insert Joni Mitchell lyrics here.
Or Joan Baez.
🤢🤮
Give them time.
Whst the fuck is wrong with people. Just leave us and the grandcanyon and nature alone.
Just tell people there is gold/oil/some kind of rare earth elements there, people will start flocking, turning the area into a city overnight. Unless of course the government does not allow development on that area. Though I do wonder what would be lost aside from a beautiful view if people do start building a city in grand canyon itself?
For god's sake, don't give them ideas!
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